Cat summoned for Jury Duty?!

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  1. Deceptigtar

    Deceptigtar Sworn Decepticon Assassin

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    Suffering suckertash!
     
  3. ILoveDinobot

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    :lol  That's incredible.
     
  4. SPLIT LIP

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    Well of course.



    How would this work is what I'm wondering. Meows for guilty, licks his butt for not guilty?
     
  5. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    Well, walking right past the "hurr stupid gov'ment" comments when you read the article you see that they called a pet a member of the household, then probably got silly and put down the cats age in "cat years" or something similar to get it into the jury duty database.
     
  6. process

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    We better get a cute cat video out of this.
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    I just have this mental picture of the jurys being split down the middle, bickering, n it comes down to the last vote, n the head guy dramatically points off screen going 'whats it gonna be mr bigglesworth?!!'
     
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    "When Mr. Bigglesworth get's upset! People die!"
     
  9. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    really? really?
     
  10. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    But according to the article they listed him as a pet so either the owner is lying or someone screwed up the entering of the information.
     
  11. Satomiblood

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    So they basically trolled the 2010 Census?

    Either way, someone screwed up and they're not admitting it.
     
  12. Aernaroth

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    If that cat didn't want to do jury duty it shouldn't have registered to vote.
     
  13. Tigertrack

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    Does this cat have credit cards as well?
     
  14. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    I'm surprised no one's made a lolcat joke. :lol 
     
  15. KnightHawkke

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    Hissing for guilty, purr for innocent, lick the left paw for replay of video evidence, the right for rereading of court minutes

    You can make him jury furman! He will say "I can has vurdikt votz!
     
  16. Tyjos

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    Oh this is going to be priceless if does happen and we get a video of it.

    what's next summoning a gold fish for jury duty?

    lolz!
     
  17. Leadfoot

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    Don't get me wrong, my cat is one of the most important people in my life, but people just get too fuckin' cute sometimes with this animal worship. Listing him on the census, even if there is a section for pets (which seems doubtful) is stupid, cutesy bullshit. I wouldn't be too surprised if denying the appeal is the court's heavy handed way of teaching the owners a lesson not to get flippant with official government paperwork.
     
  18. Tyjos

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    Maybe they just wanna add some Humor to the jury just for the major Lolz to be had if this does happen.
     
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    An octopus, but it has to make an entrance like the one from Ponyo.
     
  20. KnightSaberAmi

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    WTG, Boston!!! I know better to expect anything other than commonsense from that town...Seriously, I thought this was over and done a year ago.
     

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