Can't find a girlfriend? Then build your own!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Darkspeed, Dec 11, 2008.

  1. Zeta Otaku

    Zeta Otaku Who ya gonna call? TFW2005 Supporter

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    I wonder if I can give it the personality of a cat... what? you guys have never heard of Nuku-Nuku? (don't blame you...)

    I'm sure, somewhere in a dark room, he's making a mechanical tenticle monster for the ladies...
     
  2. Pravus Prime

    Pravus Prime Wields Mjolnir!

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    LOL, I was going to do the DON'T DATE ROBOTS joke myself, but meh, I'm not digging up the clip.

    Hopefully that and the "Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake me some pie" function are both part of the base model.

    A robot to help the elderly is a neat idea, but I think he's still trying to run before you can stand technologically.
     
  3. Eric

    Eric VOTE.

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    :lol  Come on, it's SO obvious. This guy built a girlfriend robot, there HAS to be some lonely hanky panky to it. :p 
     
  4. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Apparently he's never heard of electric gonorrhea. The noisy killer.
     
  5. misternoodle

    misternoodle Banned

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    no time to get a girl but time to build a fricking robot?!!

    he even has a gangsta name: le trung. if i was him i'd be like, yo bitches, i'm le trung, suck my dick. bitches be like fawning over me like a motherfucker.
     
  6. misternoodle

    misternoodle Banned

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    only one true fans would make this kind of joke :sly: 
     
  7. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'd hit that.
     
  8. Blurrz

    Blurrz You're Breathtaking!

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    If any of you actually read the Globe & Mail, I don't even think he referred to it as a sex robot, it's a robot that does the chores a maid would do, and just happens to be a woman.

    I remember him saying, "It does this and that, but i'm not sleeping with it"

    And if any of you are thinking of sleeping with a female robot.. then shit.. watch that Futurama episode with the Robotic Lucy Lui.

    Or just kill yourself right now. I don't think she wants to clean your potential children off her circuits.
     
  9. red00wolf

    red00wolf Insatiable collector

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    wow the conners really fucked with the timeline.
     
  10. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Wow... the reasons just keep piling up.
     
  11. Blurrz

    Blurrz You're Breathtaking!

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    lol, now that's a good one
     
  12. Nerroth

    Nerroth Alea iacta est.

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    You mean you're letting the Harper-loving folks in Alberta know you actually spent time here in Toronto?

    Wow.


    Be careful they don't try to prorogue the use of your limbs for such heresy...


    (Note: jk)
     
  13. Boy who screams

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    Okay, ignoring the fact that this guy is humping an orgasm noise mimicking faux female...

    HE BUILT A FUCKING ROBOT!
    THAT DOES CHORES!!

    WHY AREN'T THESE BEING MASS PRODUCED?!?!
     
  14. cappeca

    cappeca wtf is this?

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    It's the funniest thing. I have no idea why would he grab or squeeze the robot too hard, but even if he wants to, that's primarily why he has to deal with a robot, isn't it? He could have programmed her to take it anyway. It's a robot!

    "I'm a genius and a pervert, so I'm gonna build myself a girl that will do every nasty thing I want. But I'm such a nut case I'll program her not to put up with some of the stuff I want from her. Because, you know, it would feel real. I can even program her to reject me at sight, just like a real one!"

    Freaks who have no clue about women actually go and build an artificial one based on stereotypes, social expectations and their own insecurities. Next you have a robot that will annoy the hell out of you for forgetting her manufacturing day, and won't do anal. What's the point of artificially propagating human quirks?
     
  15. Omnius

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    *stops searching on Youtube*

    :( 
     
  16. Dirge121

    Dirge121 I'll be your end of days

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    Wait, he built this. Doesnt that technically make him her father?
     
  17. Smokescreen

    Smokescreen The Ultimate Gambler

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    It won't be long before he marries the fembot. :rolleyes: 
     
  18. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    Yep... just like in G1 when they stole the Nightbird ninja bot.
     
  19. Obvious Prime

    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    Probably because he wants it to be all "b-but I poop from there desu kawaii ne~" when he jams it in.
     
  20. Caterwaul

    Caterwaul Busou Shinki Loremaster

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    ...I knew this was going to come eventually. But I always expected it to show up in Japan first.

    [creepy Asian mode]
    So uh...when do we get one with catears and working tail? :D ream:
    Not that I'm into hot neko maid robot sex or anything[/creepy]