Can't decide between bacon and vodka?

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  1. Hook

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    I read the artical, but still can't figure out why vodka needs to be Bacon flavored. What would you do with it?
     
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    Isn't it obvious? I can think of several - nay, hundreds - of uses for bacon-flavored vodka.
     
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    in mother russian, bacon taste like vodka.
     
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    And so from on high, Hook delivered unto the multitude their deliverance, and they drank of the bacon flavoured vodka and saw that it was good.
     
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    I can't think of one. I can't imagine people wanting to drink that.
     
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    Breakfast Martini?

    Here is another one:

    Mix with tomato juice and garnish with Lettuce and breadsticks.

    = A BLTini
     
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    Here are some obvious uses:

    Getting the dog to like vodka
    Meat martinis
    Various delicious sauces

    A bacon bloody mary would be frigging awesome. If I have any vodka around the house when I get home, I'm going to make a batch to use as gifts for people (namely ME).
     
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    The medicinal implications alone are mind boggling.
     
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    I don't drink, and even I want bacon vodka!!!
     
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    for alcoholics...its a nice drink to have in the morning with eggs and toast
     
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    I'm never gonna get used to the 21st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch? Baconated Vodka?!
     
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    The only use I can think of is for cooking.
     
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    GW_Freak beat me to the Futurama reference.

    But I too want to try this veritable manna bestowed upon mankind from on high. Mix the Bacon Vodka, some eggs and cheese together and it'll probably make a decent sludge you could choke down...AND get you hammered.
     
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    Now can I assume this "bacon" flavored vodka would taste like ham down here in the States?
     
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    ARCHDUKE Chocula?!?
     
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    :lol  @ Futurama reference.

    Seconded. I'm not old enough to drink yet.

    Now if they ever come up with a Coca Cola that has the taste of pixie blood I'm sold. :p 
     
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    Bacon makes EVERYTHING taste better, except for bacon itself. Bacon vodka sounds like a winner to me.
     
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    Then I have to ask, is it kosher? :lol  (food preference not to do w/ religion)
     

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