Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

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  1. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    FresnoBee.com: Local: Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

    As one who has, in the past, been roused from slumber by being smacked in the face with an eight inch sausage ... I can't say it's an entirely unpleasant experience.
     
  2. DevilzFan

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    WTF? :lol 
     
  3. Sunstar

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    LOL
     
  4. Seth Buzzard

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    Some people would pay for that sort of treatment.
     
  5. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    These kids must have been cheesed out of their freakin' minds.
     
  6. TJOmega

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    I'd bring this guy up on charges of attempted cannibalism.
     
  7. trump

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    The dog eating the sausage afterwards is convenient. Too convenient.
     
  8. Dinobot Nuva

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    We wouldn't have these problems if they'd just outlaw sausage already, think of the children! Its our responsibility to pave the way for their future!

    Oh...wait...BACON!
    DN
     
  9. Jux

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    It wouldn't have kept well in the evidence room.
     
  10. trump

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    They could have found somewhere to keep it. If the sausage ever actually existed, that is. :inquisiti 
     
  11. Jux

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    It doesn't matter if it's the difference between probation and prison for the intruder - if the dude was actually being cock slapped, he doesn't say a god damn word about it. He and his spiced up buddy go to their graves with that.
     
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    holy crap, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard, lol. I wouldnt want to be the guy getting slapped with the 'sausage', lol.
     
  13. Boy who screams

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    Dear lord.
    That entire story smells of shifty.

    Do you reckon whoever wrote the article worked it out?
     
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    Heard that on the radio yesterday morning. They put it up with "burglar is impaled on coatrack after falling down stairs" and "Burglar makes breakfast and falls asleep naked on couch" and people had to guess which was true. I honestly was going to pick the sausage one last.
     
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    Fapped again, by the sausage whacker

    I guess it's like having a chick hit you in the face with a taco
     
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    :lol  the guy was probably on drugs or something
     
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    :wtf:  :lolol 
     
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    Penis euphemisms!
     
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    :lolol  Very weird.
     

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