Wouldn't it be cool if it's an hour-and-a-half long black and white indie film about a guy who grows up in a bad neighborhood with abusive parents, goes on to having debilitating drug and relationship problems, accidentally kills his girlfriend with an overdose, serves 20 years for murder, and then, in the last 30 seconds, he goes to Burger King (with no previous mention of BK), eats a Whopper, and the last shot is of him donning the mask with Whopper mess all over his face (in color). Now THAT'S an origin story.
what in the shit cake is this o_____________________o I guess I wouldn't mind seeing the creepy bastard on the big screen, kinda taking it too far though.
"Criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot. I must become something that shall strike terror into their hearts. I shall become...the Burger King!!!"
They should make him a V-for-Vendetta-style hero, trying to save the world from the evil fascist tyranny of Ronald McDonald. I can see it now...
Y'know, I saw a headline suggesting that the Geico cavemen might be getting their own TV show.... I just don't know anymore.