Britney Spears is having a really shitty month...

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  1. honestgabe

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    She's unsophisticated, abuses prescription pills and alcohol, and is unfit to parent her children. Sounds like a redneck to me
     
  2. soundwaveCA

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    It's always fun to watch celebrities implode.
     
  3. Dark_Convoy

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    Britney Spears is a piece of human shit.

    You can take the girl out of the (figurative) trailer park, but you can't take the (figurative) trailer park out of the girl.
     
  4. Enigma2K2

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    No one thought of the children... that's the sad part... if they had, they'd be in a FOSTER HOME.

    Well, I'm off to fark.com... you know there's a hilarious thread over this, and I wanna see it! ta ta!
     
  5. Ruination04

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    You say that like it's a bad thing...

    I'd still hit it.
     
  6. honestgabe

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    Man I wouldn't have sex with Britney. Have you guys seen the pics of her snatch? Thats one ugly looking vag.
     
  7. pscoop

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    Was pretty disapointing :( 
     
  8. Codimus Prime

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    Don't know if this has been posted yet... but apparently a guy has a sex tape of her. And it's not K-Fed. He just threw that little bit of knowledge to the media. But he's withholding it since he wasn't satisfied with his performance (although he says the sex lasted 25 minutes... what a poor bastard).

    Plus he taped it without her knowledge and he could get his ass sued right off...
     
  9. Pravus Prime

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    I seem to have a macabre curiosity to see that tape.
     
  10. Gears

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    Sounds like alot of people besides rednecks.
     
  11. Predaking

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    I always knew Britney's going to be a train wreck. Her songs are ass, she's got below average looks with figure to match (have you seen her beer barrel of a waist?) and when she got married in Vegas, annulled it, then got hitched with a backup dancer who's a loser in real life you know she'll end up like this. I don't feel sorry for her, only her kids who deserve much better parents, especially mother. I hope she will spend/lose all her money, resorts to posing for porn mags and selling sex tapes of herself online, and become a penniless old hag by age of 40.
     
  12. KA

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    im just posting to say, id still do britney spears.
     
  13. Gnaw

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    Will she then create a blackhole?
     
  14. flamepanther

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    It will be a much worse month for Britney when nobody pays any attention to what she does.
     
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    :p  agrees with KA
     
  16. Ruination04

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    Agrees with both.


    BTW,

    I can't see why some people call her fat. I mean she's not where she used to be but c'mon...I've seen fat girls, and she ain't one of them!
     
  17. DoubleClouder

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    I am guessing she is going to be the next Anna Nicole Smith
     
  18. Harbinger

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    she need real inforced rehab, for liek atleast a month,

    just like paris, i loved the month we didnt have her on the news. atm i woudl love spears do do teh same thing for teh world.

    get cleaned up and leave us alone.
     
  19. Lock Cade

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    My, how the mighty have fallen... seriously, what was she thinking?
     
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    Don't do it, man... you'll shame that beautiful kid of yours....