British Army deploying 'Man eating Badgers' in Basra

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  1. Spartan-117

    Spartan-117 Well-Known Member

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm
    Possibly the most deranged thing I've ever heard.
     
  2. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    "UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  3. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    As the situation worsens in Iraq, the next step will be to lace native food supplies with psilocybin spores, causing the populace to lose fighting effectiveness due to hallucination and disorientation.

    If that doesn't work, the ultimate weapon will be deployed:
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    An eerily prescient document concerning the current enemy combatant disruption tactic can be found here.
     
  4. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Not today Galvatron!

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    :lolol  hey at least it's semi humane!
     
  5. Bryan

    Bryan ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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  6. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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  7. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    "It was as swift as a deer" :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
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    KA Well-Known Member

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    you have got to be shitin me.

    ...where the badger gifs at?
     
  9. 03Mach1

    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    Where's JD and his badger song??
     
  10. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Maybe the idea of sending New York rats isnt' so farfetched.
     
  11. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    Is there any proof that it was the British? If not then there's really no need to report it. If a Buddhist gets mauled by... a goat in Tibet, I wouldn't blame the Chinese.
     
  12. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    Interesting anecdote.
    http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0409/feature6/zoom5.html

    Damn!
     
  13. cobra zartan

    cobra zartan Think's He's a Detective.

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    Bah, I must be hungry, I thought it said man eating burgers :D 
     
  14. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ah yes, Burgers with names like "Coranary Bypass" and "Widow Maker"
     
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    NGW Rawr

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    Ummm....XD?
     
  16. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    The fuck? That's the photo of the badger that was dangerous?
     
  17. Vishkander

    Vishkander Hoopy Frood

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    "Badger my ass it's probaly Millhouse"
     
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    DMK Flame-Haired Raptor

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    Awwwww lookit him! LOOKIT THAT FACE!

    Mommy, look what followed me home - can I keep him?

    (Better than any dang guard dog anyone ever had.)
     
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    Gryph Action Master

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    Badgers? Badgers!? We don't need no stinking badgers!
     
  20. Sixshot

    Sixshot Jeff Goldbluman Group

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    Best part of that movie! :lol 
     

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