BBC NEWS | Americas | Brazil man appears at own funeral

Awesome. A story about someone who dies but has a happy ending!

 

That never would've happened on my watch.
It's too small, you see.
Made of glass and metal. It's just a wrist gadget. *walks away*

 

i...uh..mmm..yeah...you...oh look adult swim *walks away*

 

If this dude were smart, he'd change his story to sound miraculous, and start a religion. That's where the money is.

 

Zombies are taking over!

 

'Pinga'.

Tee-hee.

 

I'm sure some men feel better after sucking down a few pingas. I prefer a nice Tang myself, but to each his own.

 

"What were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral," she told O Globo.

So they stuffed him in the coffin and burried him alive. Gotta admire their dedication.

 

aw damn it. i never had a chance.

 

You know, technically speaking, most people appear at their own funeral. They're just usually dead.

 

Damnit! Beat me to it.

True, good sir, true.

 

Wait, so the day after he was "identified" they already had a funeral? Wow, that's fast.

 

they don't have freezers in Brazil

 

I like the title "Brazil Man" sounds like a superhero.

 

sounds to me more like an archeological discovery

 

I really hope you're joking.

 

Soooo, no one freaked out when they saw him alive at the funeral?

You'd think someone would freak out and go "HOLY SHIT!" as soon as they saw him.

 

Now that's a good Bazinga.

 

It's Brazil, they've seen everything a dozen times over.

 

^this

I was gonna say it happens every other weekend.