Brazil man appears at own funeral

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    BBC NEWS | Americas | Brazil man appears at own funeral

    Awesome. A story about someone who dies but has a happy ending!
     
  2. red4

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    That never would've happened on my watch.
    It's too small, you see.
    Made of glass and metal. It's just a wrist gadget. *walks away*
     
  3. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    i...uh..mmm..yeah...you...oh look adult swim *walks away*
     
  4. trump

    trump WWBD?

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    If this dude were smart, he'd change his story to sound miraculous, and start a religion. That's where the money is.
     
  5. Recall

    Recall Player Select

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    Zombies are taking over!
     
  6. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    'Pinga'.

    Tee-hee.
     
  7. trump

    trump WWBD?

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    I'm sure some men feel better after sucking down a few pingas. I prefer a nice Tang myself, but to each his own.
     
  8. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    "What were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral," she told O Globo.

    So they stuffed him in the coffin and burried him alive. Gotta admire their dedication.
     
  9. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    aw damn it. i never had a chance.
     
  10. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    You know, technically speaking, most people appear at their own funeral. They're just usually dead.
     
  11. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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    Damnit! Beat me to it.

    True, good sir, true.
     
  12. Optimus-JD

    Optimus-JD Team Laser Explosion!

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    Wait, so the day after he was "identified" they already had a funeral? Wow, that's fast.
     
  13. red4

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    they don't have freezers in Brazil
     
  14. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    I like the title "Brazil Man" sounds like a superhero.
     
  15. red4

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    sounds to me more like an archeological discovery
     
  16. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    I really hope you're joking.
     
  17. Opticron Primal

    Opticron Primal Comin' up OOOs!

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    Soooo, no one freaked out when they saw him alive at the funeral?

    You'd think someone would freak out and go "HOLY SHIT!" as soon as they saw him.
     
  18. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Now that's a good Bazinga.
     
  19. Beastbot X

    Beastbot X The Toad Knows.

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    It's Brazil, they've seen everything a dozen times over.
     
  20. red4

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    ^this

    I was gonna say it happens every other weekend.
     

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