Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid Returning to School

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  1. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Geez, dude, I just played sick...
     
  3. Foster

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    Let's hope he was left-handed.
     
  4. TonyzCustomz

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    :lolol  That sucks, he still had to go to school I would have gave my kid a day off for the excellent attempt.
     
  5. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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  6. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    its michael kelso.

    lol at 'because vacation was so much fun', so is being glued to bed, yah right
     
  7. Liege Prime

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    I played sick lots of times, but if you can't play video games what would be the point?
     
  8. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    :wtf:  :lolol 
     
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    Maybe he's into ping-pong or some other one-handed game.
     
  10. DarkDranzer

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    :lol : Well that certainly is a unique way to avoid going to school, I was too much of a "Miss. Goody-Two-Shoes" (at least in High School I was, back in Primary school I was just a spoilt little brat usually) to try anything like that either way, besides my mother would've caught me out. XD
     
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    What do you think he used to glue his hand? And what kid avoids masturbating?
     
  12. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    One that glues shuko spikes to his hands?
     
  13. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    One who's parents told him, "Don't touch it when it's hard or it will shrivel up and fall off."
     
  14. Bryan

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    Wow, that's motivated.
     
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    Yes, gone are the days where kids just pretended to be sick. Now they glue themselves down so their parents can't drag them to school! :lolol 
     
  16. tusko

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    I'd have sent him to school bed handed. If school was tough before, the teasing would make him appreciate life before his great idea.

    Conversely, as he gets older having a "bed on hand" might make him a hit with the ladies.
     
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    Yeah thats gold right there.

    Looks at kid and says "very creative, here is a creative solution, carry it to school with ya lets see how tricky you are after that, oh yeah go in your pajamas as well since you can get a new shirt on to go to school in since I can't fit it over the bed"


    :lolol 
     
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    Now that is tough love.
     
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    :lolol 
     
  20. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    :lolol  at the kid and Dark Convoy's photoshopped pic.
     

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