Bottom Ten Movies

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  1. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    You can only find out so much about a person's taste from their favorite. ;) 

    In no particular order;

    1. Twilight
    2. Shark Tale
    3. The Wild
    4. Revenge of the Fallen
    5. HSMS 2
    6. Lars and the Real Girl
    7. Batman and Robin
    8. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
    9. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
    10. Kazaam

    What about you guys?
     
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    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    Wheeljack_Prime Don't eat me

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    Movies I will never watch again:

    Happy Texas
    ______ Movie
    Crossroads
    Leonard, Part 6 (why Cosby, why?)
    I Know Who Killed Me
    North
    Caddyshack 2
    Pirate of the Carribbean: At Worlds End
    Showgirls
    Pluto Nash
     
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    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    1. Scary movie 3 ( i want the time i wasted watching it back)
    2. Pluto Nash
    3. The Day the Earth Stood Still ( remake not the orginal which is a work of art)
    4. Night of the lepus
    5. Batman Forever
    6. The next Karate Kid
    7. Batman and Robin
    8. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier ( never ever let Shatner direct again XD)
    9. Star Wars : The Phantom Menace
    10. Kazaam
     
  5. Bort826TFWorld

    Bort826TFWorld OOGA CHAKA

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    Pretty much any 'SyFy' Original Movies.
     
  6. Optimus1986

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    10. The Mummy 3. Yuck.
    09. The Spirit. Unprecedented fail.
    08. Witless Protection. Un-funny blue collar humor = FAIL.
    07. Masters of the Universe. What were they thinking?
    06. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: the Movie. It's BARFIN' TIME!!!.
    05. Jingle All the Way. Put dat movie down! Now!
    04. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Think I lost my lunch.
    03. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Began my quest for a refund.
    02. Ultraviolet. Bad acting. And I mean baaaaaad.
    01. Batman & Robin. Bat nipples, horrible writing and a ruined villain (Bane). And say what you want about Batman Forever. It's not anywhere near as bad as this piece of trash.
     
  7. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    ? Interested in some reasoning for this one.

    Also what's with all the Kazaam hate?
     
  8. Liege Prime

    Liege Prime Well-Known Member

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    It's hard to say what really are the worse, but here's some movie I recall shaking my head at with shame.

    1. Empire Records (Totally unbelievable dialogue, events and characters)
    2. Epic Movie (Everyone knows these suck, but sometimes you want something to be good so I gave another _ Movie a try)
    3. The Happening (Horrible story and ending)
    4. Mission to Mars (I just remember being bored the whole time)
    5. Mortal Kombat Annhilation (The first one was fun, this one sucked out that fun, swished it around and then spit it in a goats mouth)
    6. Warriors of Virtue (Kangaroos. The marketing hurt this movie, actually, since I thougt it was going to be more serious. The directing and filters used during fights still brings this one way down)
    7. Never Ending Story 2 (A cheap attempt to make money off the first ones success with none of the heart or creativity)
    8. Batman and Robin (Clooney really phoned in Batman)
    9. Jingle All the Way (Moderately stupid all the way through, but then they gave Schwartzenegger a rocket pack...)
    10. Jaws 3D (just saw this recently and it was a ginourmess downgrade from the previous 2 and was pretty much sleep inducing)
     
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    Lack of Space Jam makes me sad.
     
  10. Scantron

    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    No particular order here, I don't watch a lot of movies, etc. And I know some of my choices are films that a lot of people enjoyed and/or got critical acclaim (which is why I watched them in the first place), but I didn't like them:

    - Batman and Robin
    - Apocalypse Now (original version)
    - Pulp Fiction
    - The Blair Witch Project
    - Elf
    - Burn After Reading
    - Superman 1 and 2 (counting as one)
    - X-Men 1 and 2 (also counting as one)
    - Chasing Amy
    - Star Wars (entire series; both trilogies)
     
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  11. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    I'm not saying it's a bad movie, I'm just saying that I absolutely hated watching it. It just wasn't able to pull me in by any emotional means, I find the premise creepy instead of the intended endearing, and the jokes just fall flat IMO.

    This one is completely my opinion. I can see why some people like it, I just really don't myself. It's an interesting premise, the directing is good, the acting is good, it's technically a good movie, I just don't like it. It's like saying I didn't like Citizen Kane, although it's the greatest movie of all time. (I haven't seen CK, just using an example)
     
  12. Backpack

    Backpack Scattershot who?

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    Not really the worst movies ever, but for some reason they stand out as movies that I really hate.


    Event Horrizon
    Home Alone
    Bad Boys
    The English Patient
    Battlefield Earth
    Street Fighter (Van Damme you bastard)
    Highlander 2 (for a lot of year I pretended it didn't even exist)
    Cat Woman
    Water Boy
    Throw Momma from the Train
     
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    No particular order: Battlefield Earth, Wing Commander, Epic Movie (haven't seen any of the other ones except the first Scary), Catwoman, Batman & Robin, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, The Village, Lady in the Water (at least I assume so -- couldn't stand to watch the whole thing), Journey to the Center of the Earth (Brendan Fraser version), and Steel.

    Also, Scantron makes me cry.
     
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    Seriously? I love that movie. Maybe it's nostalgia since I watch that movie now and again ever since I was 5 or something, but I still get a kick from how cheesy it is.

    My top 10 worst movies are (again, no paticular order)
    -Twilight (It was a bet for $50 that I watched this waste of time, thank god I didn't actually need to pay attention)
    -Speed Racer (Dear GOD they totally destroyed this franchise with this crapfest of a movie)
    -PotC: At World's End (not as exciting as the first two by far)
    -Eragon (WORST. BOOK. ADAPTION. EVER.)
    -Peter Jackson's King Kong (Jack Black could not save this film, it was just too stupid and the titular star only appeared for about 1/4th of the whole movie)
    -TDTESS: The Remake (God...was this one even neccessary?!)
    -The Super Mario Brothers Movie (Yes, I watched this. Avoid even if you have to cut your limbs off. Seriously, it's that bad!)
    -Meet The Spartans (there's making fun of things in the tabloids, and then there's taking that parody making WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to far. This movie falls into the latter catagory)
    -Anything in my health class.
     
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    In no particular order:

    Manos: The Hands of Fate
    Pearl Harbor
    G-Savior
    Jarhead
    Legend of Chun Li
    Marathon Man
    Twilight and all related films
    Highlander 2
    Catwoman
    Warriors of Virtue
     
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    This, and Batman & Robin.
     
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    chrisr291 Master of the Unknown

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    why all the Batman hate. THey are not the Bottom 10 MOVIES... Bottom ten

    10. The Britney Spears Movie
    09. The Mandy Moore Movie
    08. Any Hulk Hogan Movie
    07. Super Mario Bros
    06. Street Fighter
    05. Kazam
    04. Dumber and Dumbass... (the Dumb and Dumber Sequel)

    03. The House of the Dead
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    02. Son of the Mask
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    01. Worse movie of all time.... Blue Chips....
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    Batman Forever and Robin are terrible.... but they are probably bottom 30 lol. Not 10
     
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    Warning: this post may contain traces of nuts and insults. I don't like these movies, so I will be ranting about them somewhat viciously. I can't help it; I know what I like, and I didn't like these.
    So. In no particular order (since I view them all to be utter rubbish) my bottom 10 picks for the absolute worst celluloid atrocities I can remember wishing I hadn't ever seen ever are:
    The Crow: Wicked Prayer - Whoever came up with the idea for any Crow sequels should be shot. Whoever came up with the idea for this festring, feculent drivel should be tortured first.
    The Fog (remake) - Let's take one of the finest ghost story movies ever and MTV the shit out of it. Starring the annoying bitch from Lost season one, and the wet twat from Smallville.
    Ghosts of Mars - Fucking hell, Carpenter. What happened to you?
    Twilight - Oh look at me! I'm a vampire, you know! I sparkle in daylight like the least heterosexual supernatural creature you can imagine. Later in my life I'll marry a remarkably dull teenager, and my baby will try to eat its way out of her flange. Then I'll turn her into a vampire, and the 2 of us (and our super intelligent baby, much like the one in the hit UK sitcom My Hero, only SHIT) will live happily ever after in a magical land full of happy thoughts and plastic goths. What a hoot! Come Mary Sue, let us play baseball and prance around like UNBELIEVABLE TOSSERS.
    Absolute unadulterated bullshit on every conceivable level. Avoid like fucking swine flu.
    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - Where the hell do I start? Oh yes, I know:
    "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field generated by all living beings. It surrounds us, penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."
    -- Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope
    "No, The Force is a bunch of microscopic parasites that live in your blood, and make bowl haired children who can't act for shit unbelievably lucky."
    -- George Lucas, whilst frenziedly masturbating into a pile of money
    Wanker.
    S.S. Doomtrooper - If the Nazis really had perfected a method of genetically engineering huge unrealistic badly composited stormtroopers with gatling guns on their arms, the war really would have gone differently; the Allies would have died laughing.
    Street Fighter: The Movie - We're sorry, Raul. We're really, really fucking sorry.
    I Know Who Killed Me - You know, and we don't fucking care. Sod off. I couldn't even sit through to the end of this crap.
    Indiana Jones And The Temple Of The Crystal Skull - Ark of the Covenant + Nazis = brilliant idea. Sankara Stones + Thugees = sinister as hell. Holy motherfucking Grail + Nazis + Sean Connery + Michael Sheard as Hitler = nothing short of genius.
    Ropey looking aliens + Ageing movie star + Boring Russians = TOTAL BOLLOCKS.
    Dracula 2000 - According to mythology, Judas Iscariot had red hair. This is a large part of why many cultures find people with red hair to be untrustworthy.
    According to no mythology I have ever encountered was he a vaguely podgy faced pillock with curly black hair and a shit eating smile. Even Jeri Ryan's prodigious chest couldn't save this from being one of the worst movies I have had the displeasure to sit through.
     
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    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    10. Super Mario Bros. Movie
    9. Godzilla (1998)
    8. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie
    7. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
    6. Pearl Harbor
    5. Armageddon
    4. Batman and Robin
    3. Son of the Mask
    2. Speed Racer
    1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
     
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    Rocky V. Which is sad because I through IV+ Rocky Balboa are some of my favorite movies of all time. Hell the fawn pug in my signature was named after Rocky Balboa. I even bought him silver boxing gloves to put on his collar.
     

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