They applied the family surname to their cat? Seriously? That has to be the saddest thing I've heard all day. Well, OK, maybe the second saddest thing I've heard all day. Anyway, I hope the official in charge of clearing this up does so by crossing out "Sal" and writing "Guy" or "Anna" on the summons, then make one of the owners come in for jury duty. Or make the cat serve, especially if it's something serious like capital murder; that'd be funnier.
they can bribe the kitty with catnip. Though I'm sure PETA wouldn't mind if they kept the issue of cat ownership hushed hushed. btw, I demand moar lolcat jury pics. For teh lulz