Boston cat summoned to Jury duty

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  1. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    Wow....thats insane.
     
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    Lol, someone needs to photoshop a jury with a cat in it with that as captions.
     
  5. Zherbus

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  7. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    This is what happens when you combine stupid people who give their surnames to their pets and government bureaucacy, hilarity.
     
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    What is sad is this is exactly what PETA wants..........ugh anyways, this is hilarious
     
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    Vets offices have been doing that for decades, albeit to keep track of which Fluffy goes home with which family. ;)  She DID mark 'cat' on the form, tho, and then try to tell them it was a cat, so evidently the guvmint bureaucrats just can't get their heads around it! :lol 

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    There could be an issue of bias if the defense lawyer is this guy:

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    Judging by som of the people I've met in my travels throughout life.... The cat might be a better advocate for justice than many, many people.
     
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    PETA is against people having pets at all, as I understand it.
     
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    Because GOD knows the number one inhumane thing to do to an animal is to take it into your home, feed it and water it and give your heart and love to this animal every single day for the rest of its life, eh?
     
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    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    But there is a difference between using them in Vets offices and Census forms, a huge difference. People should realize when filling out government forms just how many other people fill them out wrong, and when they get cute giving their pets surnames, it can only lead to crap like this. Stupidity begets stupidity. Too bad Boston Legal still isn't on, this would make a great episode.
     
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    The unspeakable horrors I do with my pet cat Simba as I...give it cat food! *Gasp*
     
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    Based on the evidence provided in this thread I hereby propose an entire legal system made up of cat judges, cat juries, and cat lawyers.
     
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    If only it was caturday :( 
     
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    Pardon me, but wouldn't it be Lawlcat? :p 



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