Bored with your Wife? Just buried her alive...

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  1. exclusacon

    exclusacon Expert with the Scopes!

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    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    damn, hasn't the guy ever heard of 'divorce'?
     
  3. Matty

    Matty @StayingInTheBox Moderator News Staff

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    I guess they didn't go over this in the premarital counseling class.
     
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    SPLIT LIP AKA Beve Stuscemi

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    Why bury a perfectly person? I'm surprised he didn't just eat her.
     
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    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Zombie!!!
     
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    :lolol  LOL!!!
     
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    Bludgeon after stunning and bury deeper. Both amateur mistakes.
     
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    This is sick - I hope Poland's laws on this sort of thing are harsh and painful.
     
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    If so, too bad, 'cuz the're polish, but live in England.
     
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    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    That's one way to escape alimony.
     
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    3.8TransAM 1989 Turbo Trans AM

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    What happened to wood chippers and stainless tubs with acids.

    Damned amateurs ruin it for the pro's
     
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    Ah, I have a feeling they're a bit lax...

    I must have just scanned that article, gotta pay more attention. :) 
     
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    ... or duct tape.
     
  14. Treadshot A1

    Treadshot A1 Or just 'A1' for short...

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    The really sad part (and I do realise every part of this story is sad aside from the fact she survived which is great) is that he spent so much on an engagement ring, gave her a really sharp accessory (pun intended) and then he managed to cheap out on the cardboard box. I mean, seriously, not only did that backfire on him, but what part of "let it end on a good note" does that guy not understand?

    Still, good to hear that at least there's a fairy tale ending. And incredibly creepy fairy tale, but a pleasant ending nonetheless. :) 
     
  15. Red Alert

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    Everyone knows you're supposed to bury people head first and verticle.

    Rookie.
     
  16. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Pirhana fishtank!
     
  17. rattrap007

    rattrap007 one with the Force TFW2005 Supporter

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    Also try cement or some other material other than cardboard...
     
  18. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    But buying cement starts a paper-trail that can be traced back to you.

    "Oh your wife goes missing and you go shopping for Ready-Mix?"

    Just use the shovel about the face and neck, then spend a bit of elbow grease making sure the hole is at least 3 feet deep.

    Not that I've ever thought about this sort of thing before... :eek: 
     

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