As a major Borderlands addict, I decided to bring the game's "grain of salt" humor to my own weapons. I've made my own fictitious weapons manufacturer, and named all my guns rather silly names and silly prefixes. Just having some fun at my own expense, but all weapons are available on Shapeways, and there are plenty more to come. Rat-Rodding Car-Bine: Recoil got nothing on this! Rat-Rod Car-Bine1 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Rod Car-Bine2 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Rod Car-Bine3 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Rod Car-Bine4 by t.birge, on Flickr Need some horse power in your fire power? Bolt thinks you do! Rev the engine and pull the trigger! You wont know who's screaming louder, the bad guys or the motor!! Vroooommm. Rat-Rodding Car-Bine on Shapeways here! Greasy Weasel: As gross as it sounds! Greasy_Weasel_4 by t.birge, on Flickr Greasy_Weasel_1 by t.birge, on Flickr Greasy_Weasel_2 by t.birge, on Flickr Greasy_Weasel_3 by t.birge, on Flickr Get your hunt on! Fresh from our R&D, Greasy Weasel, is our most advanced weapon to date. Utilizing our patented Photon-compression technology you'll never run out of ammo again. Due to the unique runoff byproduct, Bolt has to disclose the following safety information: "Do not come in contact with the runoff byproduct. It's gross." Greasy Weasel on Shapeways here! Rat-Blastards: so adorable, and they have bullets! Win win! Rat-Blastards_1 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Blastards_4 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Blastards_3 by t.birge, on Flickr Rat-Blastards_2 by t.birge, on Flickr Hey new 2013 Legends class. Tired of your target master side kicks weighing you down? Both Figuratively and literally. Tired of being off balance and tipping over? Well Bolt has the answer for you! Our Rat-Blastards are perfectly sized and balanced for your adorable tiny wittle hands! Fire your side kicks! Save money! Wittle hands! Bolt! Rat-Blastards on Shapeways Here! Hot-Potato: Perfect in the microwave! Hot-potato 4 by t.birge, on Flickr Hot-potato 1 by t.birge, on Flickr Hot-potato 2 by t.birge, on Flickr Hot-potato 3 by t.birge, on Flickr Finally a portable grenade launcher/mortar system made specifically for "Scrap Happy" brand munitions! Not a good shot? Who cares! Just kinda "shoot it over there" and win! Bolt and Scrap Happy, ensuring mutual annihilation for everyone. Hot-Potato on Shapeways Here! Happy Camper: A large rail-sniper with pneumatic stabilization legs. Happy_Camper_Card by t.birge, on Flickr Happy_camper_3 by t.birge, on Flickr Happy_camper_2 by t.birge, on Flickr Happy_camper_1 by t.birge, on Flickr BOLT Galactic Firearms is proud to offer "Happy Camper". The best Rail-Sniper in 12 worlds. Find your favorite spot, and stay there! Happy Camper on Shapeways Here! Party-Favor: A solid assault rifle with auditory shattering results. Party_favor_Card by t.birge, on Flickr PParty_favor-1 by t.birge, on Flickr Party_favor-2 by t.birge, on Flickr Bring the party to them! Make some noise! Seriously a LOT of noise, this weapon is banned on some worlds due to its auditory audacity! A heavy duty assault rifle with plasma grenade secondary fire. It's a danger to one's body as well as their hearing! Party-Favor on Shapeways here! Snack-Cakes: So tasty! So hurty! So many bullets! Snack-Cakes-card by t.birge, on Flickr Snack-Cakes-2 by t.birge, on Flickr Snack-Cakes-3 by t.birge, on Flickr Snack-Cakes-1 by t.birge, on Flickr Eat 'em up! A set of 2 devastating machine pistols. Each one fire molten-core rounds at stupid high fire rates! They literally melt in your hands! Snack-Cakes on Shapeways Here! Many more to come!