Best Thing since Slice Bread

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  1. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    I have idea and it that a story about a female werewolf loves a male vampire, and the story is most about the female werewolf.
     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I demand that you write this story. It'll be bigger than Twilight.
     
  3. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    make sure vampire is sparkling while the werewolf is as colourful as rainbow, and it shines.
     
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    don't forget to add the unicorns that crap sunshine
     
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    I'm not really all that big a fan of pre-sliced bread. Is it that hard to cut bread?
     
  6. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    It is if you have no arms or knives.
     
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    Cheetatron Eh

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    I don't eat sliced bread. Joseph's low carb pita's for the win.
     
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    Gen. Magnus Everything is Awesome

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    Yeah, that story sounds like something alright. I don't know if I'd compare it to bread but it sure sounds like something.
     
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    I always wondered about that phrase, in the 2000+ years of civilization, have we not come up with any better litmus test for something then "Sliced bread". I mean, hey the polio vaccine is pretty cool, and hey the internet is great, but "sliced bread"?
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    Best thing since sex, maybe?

    Any novel by Spiderus will be more than Pulitzer-worthy... but come on. Bestiality's only hot when it's the girl who's getting banged by the wolf, not the other way around.
     
  12. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    You could also make her speciesist werewolf parents not approve of the couple, and so it'd be like an allegory of real world interracial dating.
     
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    Isn't this just Underworld, but in reverse?
     
  14. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    with a Werelion as the king.
     
  15. red00wolf

    red00wolf insatiable collector

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    holy crap.
     
  16. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    I find the concept of a werelion incredible.
     
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    Well, I'm sold.

    I think 'cuz certain things are not better than those, so it goes from best to least: Polio cure, Internet, Sliced Bread, best thing since.
     
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    Vampire needs a ninja zombie robot best friend who is already in a stable relationship that can provide advice while also delivering sarcastic blows, reassuring the character's original motivation for the audience.
     
  19. Spiderus Prime

    Spiderus Prime TFW Spongebob since 2007

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    Three Things about Werewolves is they are stronge,they stand in human form and they can Howl in human form.
     
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    Obvious Prime Purple Repaint

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    What is a man?
     
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