Quick and easy heart attack... Next time you want a snack,just make it easy and buy a bucket of Crisco and a pack of spoons.
Actually, I know of two things that may be better, both are things family members make. Mini ham chunks wrapped in bacon Pickle slices in cream cheese and ham. Both are really good.
How is it so hard to envision what he is talking about? I mean he gave a pretty good detailed description, yet people still don't "Get it"?