Best Lines You've Ever Heard In Film...

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  1. Bort826TFWorld

    Bort826TFWorld OOGA CHAKA

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    The point of this thread, is to post funny, stupid, poignant, or just great lines you've heard in film.

    Mine is: "Don't you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH!!!!", from X3: The Last Stand.
     
  2. iwasherenotyou

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    Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?
     
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    "Did you order the code red?! DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!"

    "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!"

    Those words have stuck with me ever since I've watched A Few Good Men.
     
  4. OptimusGinrai

    OptimusGinrai Is Not The Breakman

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    SO...many...MST3K refernces...must...hold back...HIKEEBA!
     
  5. QuantumShock

    QuantumShock Stay for brunch ?

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    "You cock-juggling THUNDER CUNT !!!"

    Blade : trinity
     
  6. Hiraga

    Hiraga BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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    Just a few of my favorite quotes from all of film history. One of them is a conversation as well.

    -Marley and Me

    -Where the Wild Things Are

    -Into the Wild (One of my favorite movies)

    -The Dark Knight

    -Halloween

    -Gran Torino

    And then I could probably fill up like, five more pages with all of my favorite Back to the Future quotes.
     
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  7. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    " I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Dirty Harry

    " Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"
    The 300

    "Only one person would dare give me the raspberry! Lonestar!" Spaceballs

    "The President: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

    Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

    We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

    We will be united in our common interests.


    Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

    We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

    And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

    "We will not go quietly into the night!

    We will not vanish without a fight!

    We're going to live on!

    We're going to survive!"

    Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" Independence Day


    "Aragorn: Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King.
     
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    Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?
    [to man laying on the couch]
    Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
    Brett: Yeah.
    Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?
    Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
    Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
    Brett: Hamburgers.
    Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
    Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
    Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
    Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
    Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
    Brett: They're good.
    Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
    [Picks up burger and takes a bite]
    Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
    [Vincent shakes his head]
    Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
    Vincent: Ain't hungry.
    Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
    Brett: No.
    Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
    Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
    Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
    Brett: Because of the metric system?
    Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
    Brett: Sprite.
    Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
    Brett: Go right ahead.
    Jules: Ah, hit the spot. - Pulp Fiction

    AW, YEAH!

    Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
    Scott Pilgrim: What?
    Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
    Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?
    Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?" - Scott Pilgrim v.s. the World

    Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming! - District 9

    Morgan Spurlock: [while consuming a double quarter-pounder supersize meal] See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy. - Super Size Me
     
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    "My god! It's full of stars!" 2001 A Space Odyssey.
    "A Machine planet, sending a machine to Earth. Looking for it's creator" Star Trek Motion Picture.
    "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" Rush Hour
    "Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" Planet of The Apes.

    1st guy, "What in the hell was that?"
    2nd guy, "That must've been the entrance of the National Safety Consul." The Cannonball Run.
     
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    "By the power of Gray skull!".

    Hot Fuzz.
     
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    That's actually not in the movie...
     
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    "You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey form the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse sh*t! AHAHAHAHA! "

    'Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for sh*t. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!'

    from the movie Accepted.
     
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    I could quote Nicholson's lines from Batman all day long.

    "This town needs an enema!"
     
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