Best Job in the World

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  1. viper2391

    viper2391 Well-Known Member

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  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I have always said that would be the best job in the world!
     
  3. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    It's not a job. It's a volunteer position.
     
  4. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    I wouldn't call a job where you *might* get paid the best in the world.
     
  5. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't call a job where you spend all of your time with an unrelenting God forsaken straightjacket of latex strangling the life out of your talliwacker the best job in the world.
     
  6. honestgabe

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    I loathe condoms. Worst sex ever
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    spermicide makes my penis head all numb. bad condom!
     
  8. ac77

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    I know a dude who's chief tate tester in a bewery. He even has a person drive him to and from work so he can drink all day.

    now that's the best job in the world.
     
  9. Elvin Pena

    Elvin Pena CyberCon is #1! Veteran

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    Agreed! I've got two kids to prove it! :p 
     
  10. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    I dunno, condom tester....are you testing see if they work?

    Forget that, for me, I'm pretty sure that after a long day of work at the bank will never result in a raging case of herpes.
     
  11. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Bet they live in condominiums too
     
  12. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    This most certainly warrants a *rimshot* :lol 
     
  13. unicron's blues

    unicron's blues I need to get rich!

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    I agree
     
  14. Zzeezz

    Zzeezz Ambassador of Music TFW2005 Supporter

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    Not so good if you're allergic to latex.
     
  15. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    See now, that's a job that you can say best job in the world too. I always get jealous of those Sam Adams commercials where they show the employees testing the beer and the one guy delivering beer to the people working in their offices. Man, I WANT that.
     
  16. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    All I want to know is, who'd have the balls to put that on their resume.
     
  17. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    I guess I would be willing to offer offer my services for this. Too bad I don't live in Australia.

    I would also offer my services for that, except I do not like Sam Adams beer.
     
  18. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    I think the best job in the world is clubbing seals.
     
  19. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    Yea, it would be funny until the product failed and you either have a kid or have an STD. Now that would indeed suck.

    I figure Iwas already rejected from the best job in the world, photo editor for Playboy.
     
  20. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    I figure the best job in the world would be to apply all those make up to cover up sexy female star's tattoos, like Megan Fox's! Also J.Lo's nipple pincher
     

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