Best. Hotel. Ever. (Hotel to have sex toy minibar)

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  1. Bendimus Prime

    Bendimus Prime Rolls for initiative TFW2005 Supporter

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    Source:http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23394333-5012777,00.html
    :lol 
     
  2. Optimus

    Optimus Well-Known Member

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  3. wheeljaxx

    wheeljaxx Banned

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    i have all the stuff in the special kit anyway....
     
  4. BarBoBot

    BarBoBot Well-Known Member

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    Lubricating gel: $2.50

    massage oil: $4.00

    2 condoms: $2.00

    STD from used vibrator ring: priceless
     
  5. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    If the macadamia nuts are like 85 cents per nut, I'd hate to see how much the condom is.
     
  6. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    They have better ones in japan anyway
     
  7. Razorclaw

    Razorclaw Are ya gonna draw pistols

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    :lol 
     
  8. Razerwire

    Razerwire 99 Problems... Super Mod

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    I can already see the diseases spreading.
     
  9. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Hot.
     
  10. RHansen

    RHansen Sir. Ranbotnic Veteran

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    they wouldn't be reused man
     
  11. BarBoBot

    BarBoBot Well-Known Member

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    Your probably right...I still wouldn't touch the thing
     
  12. CdnShockwave

    CdnShockwave The Prince of Poses TFW2005 Supporter

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  13. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    Wait, thos edon't exist yet? I thought someone would have started this up already.
     
  14. jdre_124

    jdre_124 Super Dick

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  15. Soundwave84

    Soundwave84 Banned

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    yeah i bet you get to keep them man! that is the hottest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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  17. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    man, only white people use sex toys man.

    the rest of the world, we just bang the shit out of our women.
     
  18. Glitcher

    Glitcher Banned

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    *books a weekend*
     
  19. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Ebay:
    "Yes, front desk? I'd like to have room service. I'd like a side of claumidia with some syphilis to go with it. Thanks!"
     
  20. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Some of us been with the same chick for so long we get a little tired of it lol

    "cmon baby, do me like a man"

    "im tired, here catch *throws deeldo*

    Im going to go eat a sandwich, tally ho
     

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