Beckham can't do 6-year-old's math

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  1. rattrap007

    rattrap007 Insert witty comment here TFW2005 Supporter

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060226/od_afp/fblengespbritainpeopleoffbeatbeckham
    :lol  guy is an idiot if he can't get those questions...
     
  2. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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  3. shifty02

    shifty02 Greetings Programs

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    Not only can he not do "maths" but he also can't speak proper english. But when you make that much cash, I guess well speak do not you have.

    -Shifty
     
  4. DevilzFan

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    I have no idea who this guy is, but which Spice Girl is Victoria? The one he married?
     
  5. Wing alpha

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    yeah I guess

    seriusly didnt know this guy was this much of an idiot
     
  6. eatwood

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    the guy is an idiot, but he can play
     
  7. Random Autobot

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    Let's hope they're doing grammar differently these days as well, huh becks?


    So, not only is Beckham an overrated footlballer hack, but he's also a retard. it all makes sense.
     
  8. PopCulturePooka

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    Hmmm.
    He also doesn't have pre-match routines cause he finds them ahrd to remember.

    Hmmmm...
     
  9. FreshDebesh

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    Actually, in England , they call Mathematics, "Maths" which is short for the former. The guy is still an idiot though.
     
  10. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    If Beckham and Whatever Spice are dropped off a cliff at the same time, which one hits the ground first? And, would anybody care?
     
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    The same time, and No
     
  13. Omnibus Prime

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    A+!!!111one1+1=3!!!1

    And that was a 7th-grade question.
     
  14. rattrap007

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    Must be hard to be 6 and be smarter than your parents..
     
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    :lol  :lol 
     
  16. Jux

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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Poor guy. At least Bill Ingvall reached the point where the math had letters in it.
     
  20. LigerPrime

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    Yeah, David's overrated as a footballer but the amount he earns at his soccer club, Real Madrid is amazing...I guess when you're earning as much as him...
     

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