Because I have too much time on my hands

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  1. Rabbit

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    To the tune of 'Hey there, Deliliah':

    Hey there Mega-tron
    What’s it like to blow up cities
    From a thousand miles away
    Your cannon range has limits, pity
    Sad but true
    You can’t blow up New Delhi too
    Unless you flew

    Hey there Mega-tron
    Keep Starscream at a distance
    He's got a crown if you get cozy
    He wants your command position
    Laserbeak’s your spy
    He’s a mix tape in disguise
    He really flies

    Oh, it’s what you do for screams
    Oh, ignoring helpless pleas
    Oh, mass shifting is your cheat
    Oh, your gun mode’s kinda weak
    Your gun mode’s kinda weak

    Hey there Mega-tron
    I know evil plans are hard
    But just believe, one day, that Optimus
    Will lie in shattered, smoking shards
    Like balsa wood
    You’ll have the Matrix like you should
    You’ll defeat good

    Hey there Mega-tron
    Devastator’s on the way
    With every simple show of brute force
    He blows the Autobots away
    He’s pretty tall
    But without Scrapper he might fall
    Predaking’s on call

    Oh, your foes cower in defeat
    Oh, you gave the world Kremzeeeeek!
    Oh, Nightbird was your main squeeze
    Oh, the power you will seize
    The power you will seize.

    Now, Cybertron seem pretty far
    But Astrotrain flies to the stars
    You’d walk the Space Bridge if you had no other way
    Your troops might all make fun because—
    Well no, you’d blast them all to dust, they know
    Your power and wouldn't want the pain
    Megatron they promise you
    Their loyalty (and ineptitude)
    The world’s Energon is going to be drained!
    Or so you say.

    Hey there Mega-tron
    Don’t be good, that would be sissy
    A few more years and you’ll destroy the fools
    And rewrite Transformer history, that'd be cool
    That’s something Shockwave couldn’t do
    With Ratbat auditing the fuel
    We're sure you’d rule.

    Oh, dictatorship’s a breeze
    Oh, stealing Vector Sigma’s keys
    Oh, don’t get Cosmic Rust disease
    Oh, peace through tyranny
    Peace through tyranny!
     
  2. Lupis Convoy

    Lupis Convoy Paw Prince Veteran

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    Nice Filking mate. :) 
     
  3. autobotguy

    autobotguy Well-Known Member

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    If i knew how to play the guitar, I would SO sing this out and make a wav file for you folks. :) 
     
  4. defstar

    defstar Autobot...

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    Ha...that was actually pretty funny and very clever...I dig it...


    "Oh, your gun mode’s kinda weak
    Your gun mode’s kinda weak"
     
  5. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Rabbit my friend, you need a hobby.:wink: 
     
  6. catch22

    catch22 Well-Known Member

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    ha ha that's great. I'd love to hear that actually sung, maybe you should send this to Weird Al :p  Especially since he's already had a song featured in Transformers fiction and he'll soon be the voice for one of the Autobots!
     
  7. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    ill just stick to my version where megs sings that song with the original lyrics, but with delilah substituted with starscream.
     
  8. Agent-GHQ

    Agent-GHQ Accept the unacceptable

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    Its bad enough that it plays every hour on the hour on the radio, it seems!
     
  9. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    That's awesome! I love that song!
     
  10. Rabbit

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    Thanks! I dunno what possessed me to write that. I admit some of the rhymes are bit clunky but I don't think it's too bad for twenty minutes of mucking about. :) 
     
  11. TonyzCustomz

    TonyzCustomz Am I doin it rite? TFW2005 Supporter

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    QFT Good stuff.
     
  12. Sycia

    Sycia Draconian Faction

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    Dear sweet Primus, that is hilarious. XD Especially with New Delhi...
     
  13. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl TFW2005 Supporter

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    Nice... tell me, are you up to doing Transformer versions of Xmas songs this year?
     
  14. Rabbit

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    I hadn't thought about it but then, I usually write these sorts of things as they occur to me. I was having a 'Hey There, Delilah' moment for this one and wrote it on a whim. If anyone wants to commission something specific, I would certainly be glad to consider it.

    I keep stuff like this in a sort of written 'sketchbook' which I refer to for ideas later on but if anyone wants to put music to it and record it or something, I can't really stop them but I would appreciate some credit. And money. Money is good. :p 
     
  15. Rabbit

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    Is there a Transformers reference to New Delhi I don't know about cause I just arbitrarily went with that name cause it flowed and seemed kind of absurd. :) 
     
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    Never heard of that song.
     
  17. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    So does my daughter, I'm gonna hafta show her this when she gets here on Saturday.
     
  18. Voiceroy

    Voiceroy Trans-fo-mahs!

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    It's an amusing parody, but don't bother sending it to Al:

     

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