To the tune of 'Hey there, Deliliah': Hey there Mega-tron What’s it like to blow up cities From a thousand miles away Your cannon range has limits, pity Sad but true You can’t blow up New Delhi too Unless you flew Hey there Mega-tron Keep Starscream at a distance He's got a crown if you get cozy He wants your command position Laserbeak’s your spy He’s a mix tape in disguise He really flies Oh, it’s what you do for screams Oh, ignoring helpless pleas Oh, mass shifting is your cheat Oh, your gun mode’s kinda weak Your gun mode’s kinda weak Hey there Mega-tron I know evil plans are hard But just believe, one day, that Optimus Will lie in shattered, smoking shards Like balsa wood You’ll have the Matrix like you should You’ll defeat good Hey there Mega-tron Devastator’s on the way With every simple show of brute force He blows the Autobots away He’s pretty tall But without Scrapper he might fall Predaking’s on call Oh, your foes cower in defeat Oh, you gave the world Kremzeeeeek! Oh, Nightbird was your main squeeze Oh, the power you will seize The power you will seize. Now, Cybertron seem pretty far But Astrotrain flies to the stars You’d walk the Space Bridge if you had no other way Your troops might all make fun because— Well no, you’d blast them all to dust, they know Your power and wouldn't want the pain Megatron they promise you Their loyalty (and ineptitude) The world’s Energon is going to be drained! Or so you say. Hey there Mega-tron Don’t be good, that would be sissy A few more years and you’ll destroy the fools And rewrite Transformer history, that'd be cool That’s something Shockwave couldn’t do With Ratbat auditing the fuel We're sure you’d rule. Oh, dictatorship’s a breeze Oh, stealing Vector Sigma’s keys Oh, don’t get Cosmic Rust disease Oh, peace through tyranny Peace through tyranny!