Bear Attack!

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  1. jqciaomama

    jqciaomama LD Master

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    I don't know if this has been posted already, but here it goes anyway.


    Bear Attack!
     
  2. 35InchMudders

    35InchMudders Well-Known Member

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    Good bear, too bad he didn't get to finish his meal.

    What a dumb cu.. jumping the gates to "get a closer look"? Deserved everything she got.
     
  3. Prowl_Delta_31

    Prowl_Delta_31 Eating your donuts

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    That's why you don't fuck with shit that can eat you.
     
  4. Vladakris

    Vladakris Predacon

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    Stupid FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Sixshot

    Sixshot Jeff Goldbluman Group

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    Hello? Fences?

    And what the fuck were those people doing, pummeling it with twigs?

    Poke 'em in the eye!

    And yes that lady is pretty fucking stupid.
     
  6. Lord Megatron

    Lord Megatron FFFF

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    NOM NOM NOMl
     
  7. Dark Ramjet

    Dark Ramjet Waiting patiently

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    That idiot deserved every bit of it. Polar bears ftw.
     
  8. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    Pose for a picture, like on those roller coaster rides? Hope they snapped one when she just noticed the bear behind her.
     
  9. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    Nah i'd rather them not severely hurt the bear because of a womans stupidity
     
  10. Brawlastator

    Brawlastator it is our life - jon bovi

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    #1 threat to America: BEARS!
    #2 threat to America: stupid people who jump fences and get eated by bears!
     
  11. Wolfguard

    Wolfguard Your own personal Jesus.

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    In the ancient times there were no fences, and super predators were able to eliminate the "stupid" gene from the human gene pool because hunting them was easier due to the poor decision making process of their flawed brains. Then smart humans built fences which, while keeping themselves safe from predators, inadvertantly protected people who posessed the "stupid" gene as well. This allowed individuals carrying the "stupid" gene to breed, thus spread it throughout the human gene pool. Unleashed, without any means of natural deterant, it flourished and continues to do so to this day. Exhibit A: The video you've just watched...


    :drunk 
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    That's the same show I was watching the other night where a guy stuck his hand in an alligator's mouth and almost got it taken off from the elbow down.

    WARNING - IF YOU GET FREAKED OUT BY SHIT LIKE THIS DON'T WATCH IT

    YouTube - Alligator Rips Off Arm
     
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  13. Easterling Capt

    Easterling Capt I am Vern Schillinger

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    ppl that are this dumb, really deserves it.

    Then you have the other stupied ppl that will porbably blame the Zoo or even worse the BEAR.
     
  14. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    Damn, I thought it said Beer Attack.
     
  15. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    Where's Stephen Colbert when you need him?

    Anywho, the dumb bitch deserved it. The golden rule at a zoo: DON'T MESS WITH THE ANIMALS, OR THEY'LL KILL YOU.

    Also, hitting a bear with twigs isn't gonna do them any good. Whatever happened to tranquilizers? Really, one shot with a tranquilizer dart, and the bear could have gone down.
     
  16. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    Well the video wasn't very long so there might have been other park staff running for darts.
     
  17. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    poor binky. you don't mess with the bears! ROAR bish!
     
  18. rattrap007

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    I say if you mess with a wild animal like this then anything that happens to you, you deserve it. Like the guy who lived with wild bears and was killed and eaten. He got what he deserved.
     
  19. aussiehippy

    aussiehippy Au contraire, Blackadder.

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    Fucking dumb bitch.

    And that bear was probably laughing inside at the attempts to beat it away with reedy twigs.
     
  20. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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    My philosophy?

    If its got a bigger schlong than you, you don't go near it. Point in case, don't mess with horses, don't swim with groupers (let alone Whales), don't screw around near bears, etc.
    DN
     

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