lol at the "pile after pile of notebooks depicting horrific disaster scenarios and attacks on national landmarks". Wouldn't be surprised if Bay has stuff like that.

Not Bay's first time on the Onion either. I have the print edition of this:

Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

hehe that headline is so great. Completely laughed my ass of while reading. Love the line about killing Panthro to devote more time to Snarf and Snarfer.