Battery Question

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  1. EvaUnit13

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    Ok, so all I do over summer vacation are play video games, have friends over, and do check this forum. When I'm not doing those, I get bored and try to do random stuff, like chew on a cell battery.

    Well a few minutes ago, I was chewing on a cell battery and I stuck it in between the top and bottom of my braces. I moved my tongue out and touched the battery with the tip of my tongue, and then I saw these blue lights in the corner of my eyes. I took the battery out, and then it left a burning sensation on my tongue.

    So my question is, will anything bad happen to me? I have seriously got to stop doing all this random crap...
     
  2. MegaMoonMan

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    Those blue lights you saw mean you are going to die in 3 days, you have fried your ocular lambdas.

    If you RUN to the doctor, he may be able to do an emergency transplant.
     
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  3. pscoop

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    I am surprised to hear you did something that foolish. You usually seem to be less of a spaz than some other youger members here.

    With that said, batteries contain acid so I would get the advice of someone with medical knowledge and not us.
     
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    Hey, he's going to die, there's no time to lose on some fact-finding mission!
     
  5. EvaUnit13

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    Well, I didn't swallow the battery, just lick it...
     
  6. Skor

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    you gave yourself a shock you doofus.

    Don't do it again.
     
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    That's all it takes. Your braces form what is essentially a lightening rod inside your head, which distributes electrical shocks to your brain very quickly. Even the tiniest bit of electricity can cook parts of your brain like the ocular lambdas.

    I'm super serious! Seriously! Didn't the orthodontist tell you not to chew on batteries?
     
  8. Liege Prime

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    Back in the day, us 80's kids used to just pass the summers away by putting out tongues on the ends of C batteries and get juiced. Those were the days, becasuse cell batteries are usually fatal within 3 days of exposure.

    EDIT: Oh, MMM already posted it, sorry.
     
  9. MegaMoonMan

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    The hardcore kids did NINE volts. I was worried that they would OD, and I would say "No, stop! You'll die!", but did they listen? Hell no, they were hardcore, and they paid the ultimate price.
     
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    I think it was the 9 volts, I get my batteries mixed up sometimes. I guess if you were going to die though, that's the way to go. Nobody is going to call you "yella" after your dead if you went out like that.
     
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    :lolol  MMM is on a roll today
     
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    Wow, people be doin' some stupid shit.
    Go to the hospital. Make haste!


    When you see 4 MMM posts in one page, you know someone did/said something stupid.
     
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    We once put a big 12 volt low amperage battery in a cistern of a toilet in our school on April Fools day.

    All went a bit wrong when a boy wee'd all over himself, the wall, the floor and someone else in the other stall because the shock knocked him backwards and he couldn't stop weeing.

    I felt bad about it for days.


    Next year we used a nine volt! Much better! It just tingled!
     
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    Braces + chewing and licking on batteries = FAIL
     
  15. MegaMoonMan

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    Ya know, I never realized this. I think it's absolutely correct!
     
  16. EvaUnit13

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    That is gold
     
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    You bit into a little droids heart and his soul bit back.
     
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    He's kidding. If they really put a 12 volt battery in the toilet like that it would explode within seconds and take out half a city block.
     
  19. EvaUnit13

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    Ah, well. If it makes me laugh...
     
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    There's nothing funny about half a city block burning with acid fire that water can't extinguish. Do you think the firefighters laugh when kids flush batteries down the toilet, or chew on them? Do you think they like using chemical extinguishers every time some kids play a prank?

    I hope you've learned something from all of this.
     
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