Batman peed his pants.

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  1. Coeloptera

    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    I can't say that i've got much of a problem with Batman cacking himself at one point in his career, but Kevin Smith still getting work in comics?
     
  3. TJOmega

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    "None of you is safe" bugs me, too... GRAMMAR, hello?!
     
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    Hummm 50% awesome 50% atrocity. Honestly though batman is meant to be human him having problems like that doesn’t strike me as an issue but then I’m not a big batman fan.
     
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    Granted I don't know the context, but I find it weird Batman would be confiding that detail to ANYONE except Alfred or possibly Dick.
     
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    This rates up there with Baby Superman in the microwave!
     
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    That's the real question, here.
     
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    Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm theeeooooooohhhh crap, where's your toilet?
     
  9. Sage o' G-fruit

    Sage o' G-fruit Critics gonna critique

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    "Why?" comes to mind.
     
  10. Kyle Blues

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    This.

    Obviously having batman tell someone he wet himself is bad enough, but you can tell a bad writer by they're grammar.
     
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    On one hand is way out of character for Bats to be sharing info like that.....

    But on the other hand, I find it f**king hysterical.
     
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    The whole thing to me just seems out of character for Batman in terms of mannerisms and what not.
     
  13. Jochimus

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    On the one hand, I think this is funny as hell.

    On the other hand...Superman's walking across America to get back in touch with the people, Wonder Woman's putting on clothes, and Batman confides that he messed himself. I always knew DC was the softer of the big two, but this is just plain ridiculous.
     
  14. Fit For natalie

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    I see what you did there.
     
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    It's a direct reference to Batman Year One.

    You'd think they would've checked it.

    This is Smith's way of marking his territory on one of the most iconic of Batman stories. He's pissing all over it.
     
  16. Lunar Archivist

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    Apt choice of wording, that. :D 
     
  17. Recall

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    Isn't the word that he is acting under the effects of some toxin?

    Or did I jump too quickly to my conclusion?
     
  18. Rodimus Major

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    He sure is

    Or did you mean Batman?
     
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    I tried to read The Widening Gyre, but I thought it had some piss poor writing.
     
  20. Blackout32

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    I hate to sound werid but I kind of don't get it. I read the comic and such but uhhh K is all I thought.
     

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