Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores

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  1. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    I dont know about you but I think I will avoid this like the pleague.

    http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html
    local6.com - News - 'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores

    'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores
    Makers Claim Cherry Soda Will Arouse Drinkers

    POSTED: 8:58 am EST February 7, 2006
    UPDATED: 9:38 am EST February 7, 2006

    A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.

    The drink, called Turn On, is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine.

    The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac.

    People who have tested the soda said it tastes like cherry soda.

    "We watched a film and then afterwards I felt like my senses were more like turned on, like I could feel more, I felt more on my skin," a tester said.

    Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.

    A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

    Turn On is sold online for $3.50 a can and will soon be available in stores, the report said.

    Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

    Copyright 2006 by Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
     
  2. McBradders

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    Guarana is awesome! I had some gum once... made me buzz like a bee.
     
  3. MegaMoonMan

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    How is this stuff different than any other energy drink? It's got the same chems in it....
     
  4. toma

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    so basically it's red bull but instead it tastes half decent?
     
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    I was wondering the same thing.
     
  6. Atomsplitter

    Atomsplitter Needs a new title.

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    Holy shit, is that expensive.
     
  7. Lance Halberd

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    Interesting, but I can't abide cherry-flavored sodas so I'll stick with Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice thankyewverymuch.
     
  8. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Coming soon Pepsi with Lemon Twist & Crack.
     
  9. Arkvander

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    Josta had the same stuff and it never aroused me. Got me wired, yes. Aroused, no. France and Denmark seem to be overreacting.

    -E.
     
  10. Savanna

    Savanna Want to Touch my Wankel?

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    I think I will stick to BAWLS, much cheaper.
     
  11. Mumps

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    Bawls and Full Throttle are what I will stick with (this drink doesn't seem any differant...)

    Bawls for the flavour (and price), and FT for the buzz. FT is the only one of it's kind that I have had that has a good taste. Red Bull and Rockstar are disgusting...
     
  12. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    :peoples:  :rolleyes: 

    Dude..just take some X. Or better, acid...which evidently doesn't cost much more than a can of this stuff.
     
  13. Seth Buzzard

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    Alright! Woohoo!! Now the ladies better watch out, cause with a can of this, I will be simply irresistable! :rock  :ev:  :rolleyes:  :lol 
     
  15. Dalarsco

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    Ya, I thought it was weird, too. Especially since the countires that banned it were in Europe. I could see it banned in the US after the crazy reaction to Janet Jackson's boob last year.
     
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    You need all the help you can get with the ladies. :D 
     
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  18. Dalarsco

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    Good god, are you guys serious about there being a drink called Dr. Porkenhemier's Boner Juice? Do I even want to know what's in it?
     
  19. Jux

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    I drink enough water as it is without having to pay more.
     
  20. MegaMoonMan

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    Try it, you might like it. Knowing what's in it isn't important.

    I believe in comes in cans that range from 6" to 10".
     

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