Which tf is never acurate
jeeeez

 

Have you seen the new TF movie? It's called "The Hun-Gurrr Games".

 

What's Megatron's favorite anime and manga?

Ka-On!

 

What do you call Cybertronian excrement?
Bot Sh--actually, moving on.

What do you call an advancing combiner?
Whatever you want, it's gonna kill you anyway.

 

Why is Breakdown's name Breakdown ?
Because he always breaks down !!!

 

What do call a Quadruple-Changer with 10 weapons, four alternate heads, and battle armor?

Hasbro's worst nightmare.

 

Jolt: Knock Knock.
Fanboy: Who's There?
Jolt: Jolt
Fanboy: Jolt who?
Jolt: Ahhh forget it. Stupid 10 seconds of screentime.

 

Q: What happened to the farmer when he dug up an Allspark shard?
A: He became a Transfarmer!

 

Why didn't anybody like the headmaster?
He had a Horri-Bull personality!

 

What is Jazz's favorite city?
New Orleans

Why does Transformers Prime Bumblebee speak in only beeps?
He's more vulgar than a pirate

What question does G1 Arcee hate to be asked?
Can I look under your hood

What do you call G1 Blaster and G1 Soundwave in 2012?
Obsolete models

What do you call entities that could fly, but 7 years later, could not fly?
Autobots.

What did the pregnant cybertronian say as she was about to give birth?
My oil just broke (You DID ask for 'Bad jokes')

Which Autobot is the resident nudist?
Sunstreaker

What Autobot can you only see in the desert?
Mirage

What should all drivers carry with them?
A Wheeljack

Which Decepticon is royalty by default?
Predaking

Which is the only Decepticon that could have a role in a Christmas Movie?
Scurge

Which Autobot is the most reckless driver?
Sideswipe

Which Decepticon can be used as a mirror?
Reflector

Which Autobot would the tobacco industries sponsor?
Smokescreen

Which Deception would make a good replacement for Thor: God of Thunder?
Thundercracker

 

What did Breakdown say after winning the boxing match?

That was a Knockout!

(Bad!)

What did Breakdown fans do after he was killed?

They Break-frowned

(Worst!)

What do you call a flying spider?

An Airachnid!

(Dear God, get him out of here!)

 

What did Cliffjumper do when hit by a Vehicon?

He jumped off a cliff!

(BOOOOOOOO!)

 

Oh God I got a awful one.

What does the Energon version of Ironhide need?

A Kicker up the ass.

Bleh. Only the Energon version of Ironhide deserves a terrible joke like that.

 

What is Optimus Prime's favorite show?

Transformers: Prime

 

Here's a truly dreadful one:

- Which Transformer can spin mid-air?

Waspinator.

God, that's awful.

 

Those are awful and you should both feel bad  

Wait I got one;

Q: What is the first thing a Transformer says in Church?

A: Forgive me Father, for I have Sinner-Twinned

.....Oh God someone kill me that was a groaner.

 

Optimal Prime is A BEAST

 

"Draw me a Seaspray!"

So then I made a drawing.

He looked at it carefully, then he said:
"No. This Seaspray is already very sickly. Make me another."

So I made another drawing.

My friend smiled gently and indulgently.
"You see yourself," he said, "that this is not a Seaspray. This is a swimmer. He has a tube."

So then I did my drawing over once more.

But it was rejected too, just like the others.
"This one is too old. I want Seaspray who will live a long time."

By this time my patience was exhausted, because I was in a hurry to start taking my engine apart. So I tossed off this drawing.

And I threw out an explanation with it.
"This is only his spaceship. The Seaspray you asked for is inside."
I was very surprised to see a light break over the face of my young judge:
"That is exactly the way I wanted it! Do you think that this Seaspray will have to have a great deal of Energon?"

 

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