Bad Transformer jokes

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Insane Galvatron, Apr 9, 2006.

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  1. skynet1O1

    skynet1O1 Well-Known Member

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    If you get a flat tire what do you need?
    a Wheeljack

    In TF sex ed class, they go over the meaning of the birds and the Bumblebees.

    Here's one I heard from another pic thread:
    Train A leaves from point 1 and is traveling at 65 MPH. If train B leaves from point 1 and traveling at 85 MPH, how long will it take for a Dinobot to realize the trains aren't Decepticons?
     
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    What do transformers get blitzed on?
    BOT SHOTS

    Which autobot provides services cheap?
    AMAZON PRIME

    Poor, I know, but on the spot they were all I could come up with
     
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    What do you call a happy bunch o' bots?

    Transformers Animated
     
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    whats the difference between a dinobot and a shopping trolley?

    a shopping cart has a mind of its own.


    what do you call a huge continuity error in fiction?
    beast wars and beast machines..........saying there was once life on cybertron.
     
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    Basilisk It will give you infinite pleasure!

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    Sideswipe no swiping! Sideswipe no swiping!

    How much Grims would a Grimlock if a Grimlock could lock Grims?

    "No way Springer you got with Arcee? What was she like?"
    "Well you could say she was More than meets the eyes"
     
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    I haven't read through this entire thread so, please excuse the following joke if it has already been used.

    What did Springer get after looking at Arcee?

    An Erector.
     
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    Tell me if you've had this one before. Optimus walk into a bar. He asks for a beer and the bar tender refused. Why? Optimus asks. The bartender said we don't support drinking and driving.
     
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    I heard this joke from an eastern european :
    I came home with a big gun
    "why did you but the big gun???" my wife asks
    "To kill decepticons honey!" I answered
    "hahaha" my wife laughed
    "hahaha" I laughed
    "hahaha" the toaster laughed
    I killed the toaster
     
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    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it! Moderator

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    Locked, a couple of reasons, we have a Games forum now, this type of thread should be posted there, also this is a ZOMBIE, don't reopen threads from years ago please, especially 2006!!!!!

    Q. What is a "Zombie Thread"?
    A "Zombie thread" is any thread that has not had posts in some time, usually a year old or older, that has post that brings it back to the top of the forum. We usually frown upon the practice of bringing back old threads unless there is new information to be added.
     
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