Bad Transformer jokes

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  1. Sideways77

    Sideways77 oh shoogah

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    What is a Power Core Combiner's favorite band?

    Sister Sledge
     
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    If Optimus commited a felony, he'd be Optimus Crime.
    If Optimus were worth ten cents or a pothead, he'd be Optimus Dime.
    If Optimus were a citrus fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.
    If Optimus were a type of clown, he'd be Optimus Mime.
    If Optimus were a clock, he'd be Optimus Time.
    If Optimus had no positive divisor other than 1 or himself, he'd be Opti- *Gets shot.*
     
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    LG's next phone would be Optimus Prime...?
     
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    maku098 ; solves everything.

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    :lolol 
     
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    So the writers of Beast Machines were sober one time and....


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    What is G1 Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp's favorite song?

    "Fly like an Eagle"
     
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    Shatterpoint Neato

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    You know what I find funny about Prime Skyquake's death?

    I thought Tony Todd was the one swarming with Bees.
     
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    Autoboticon I Know...I'm Awesome.

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    Where do most explosions happen?

    Down by the Bay.
     
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    Bee Movie.
     
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    What was the last thing that went trough Crankcase's mind?

    His weapon
     
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    What is a PCC Minicon's favorite show?

    Full Throttle Saloon

    I love my PCCs. :D 
     
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    What do you call a Shockwave with one eye?

    Shockwave.


    :I
     
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    What do you call a fashionable and eccentric Cybertronian?

    A Trans-setter.
     
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    What did Shockwave say to the annoying Predacons?

    You're dragon me crazy!
     
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    What do you call a Dinobot who can't win?

    Grim-luck
     
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    NotRamjet97 Hollo!

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    G1 had a lot.
     
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    Ha, I love awful jokes!

    What do you call a surprize decepticon gesture?

    Shockwave.
     
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    Why did Starscream look for Slipstream's number?

    He wanted to Seeker out!
     
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    What do you call Marissa Fairborne and Carly sitting in an old rusty Autobot pickup?

    2 Girls, 1 Kup
     
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    3 Steves walk into a bar.

    The first says:

    I wish I could fly.

    The second says:

    Redergon gives ya wings.

    The third, being a jet Steve, says:

    Does drinking 3 give me TripleAir insurance?

    TripleA = TripleAir

    :lol 
     
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