Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Insane Galvatron, Apr 9, 2006.
What is a Power Core Combiner's favorite band?
If Optimus commited a felony, he'd be Optimus Crime.
If Optimus were worth ten cents or a pothead, he'd be Optimus Dime.
If Optimus were a citrus fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.
If Optimus were a type of clown, he'd be Optimus Mime.
If Optimus were a clock, he'd be Optimus Time.
If Optimus had no positive divisor other than 1 or himself, he'd be Opti- *Gets shot.*
LG's next phone would be Optimus Prime...?
So the writers of Beast Machines were sober one time and....
Thank you everyone, i'm here til Thursday.
What is G1 Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp's favorite song?
"Fly like an Eagle"
You know what I find funny about Prime Skyquake's death?
I thought Tony Todd was the one swarming with Bees.
Where do most explosions happen?
Down by the Bay.
What was the last thing that went trough Crankcase's mind?
What is a PCC Minicon's favorite show?
Full Throttle Saloon
I love my PCCs.
What do you call a Shockwave with one eye?
What do you call a fashionable and eccentric Cybertronian?
What did Shockwave say to the annoying Predacons?
You're dragon me crazy!
What do you call a Dinobot who can't win?
G1 had a lot.
Ha, I love awful jokes!
What do you call a surprize decepticon gesture?
Why did Starscream look for Slipstream's number?
He wanted to Seeker out!
What do you call Marissa Fairborne and Carly sitting in an old rusty Autobot pickup?
2 Girls, 1 Kup
3 Steves walk into a bar.
The first says:
I wish I could fly.
The second says:
Redergon gives ya wings.
The third, being a jet Steve, says:
Does drinking 3 give me TripleAir insurance?
TripleA = TripleAir
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