Bad Transformer jokes

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Insane Galvatron, Apr 9, 2006.

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  1. Scantron

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    RotF Optimus Prime - "Give me your face!"
    Vos - "Sure!"
     
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    Why has Hammer been causing a problem for Metalhawk?

    He keeps puonding NAILs.
     
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    Woo-hoo, my bad joke scored a facepalm! I'm in the lead now, you suckers need better bad jokes to catch up with Meta!
     
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    Why are you shy when near new people?

    Becuase you've never Meta them before.
     
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    :lolol 
     
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    What did the Predacons discover when they infiltrated Escargon's lair?

    That he'd already Escargone.
     
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    Actually, Predaking came out as Predaqueen.
     
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    What do you call a guy who tricks both Autobots and Decepticon?

    An Autoboticon
     
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    what do you call a guy who eats a lot of bacon?

    ME!................................................................oh...wait........just, nevermind.
     
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    Get in my Belly - YouTube
     
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    When asked if the Dinobots are gonna appear in TF4, Michael Bay said "No, but we're going to have Dino again."
     
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    I have created a Con 1/8 the size of a regular Con, I call him... Mini-Con.
     
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    Who is Snoop Dogg's favorite Transformer?

    Sizzle.
     
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    Why did Shockwave go into the caves?

    He was looking for "inner"-gon


    What is Megatron's favorite style of ribs?

    Priiimmmmmeee!


    What do lemmings and little red Autobots have in common?

    They're both Cliffjumpers!
     
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    How does a cautiousbot transform?

    Very carfully.
     
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    "This just in, Jasper Nevada was completely destroyed in a meteor shower this afternoon. Fortunately there were no casualties. In other Unrelated news an Army regiment of jets and tanks has gone missing. More news as it comes in..."
     
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    Optimus: "Smokescreen, I told you to get the Forge of Solus Prime, what the heck is that thing?"
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    Smokescreen: "I'm sorry Optimus, I did the best I could, the Forge of Solus Prime was heavily guarded. I was only able to get the Forge of Solus Primal."
    [​IMG]
     

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    Bumblebees, one floats like a butterfly and stings you, the other could vaporize you with his bad Animated Stingers.
     
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    One time, Megatron was bored so he scanned a Casiotone, he became known as Megatone briefly, very briefly...
     
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