Bad Transformer jokes

Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Insane Galvatron, Apr 9, 2006.

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  1. cappeca

    cappeca wtf is this?

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    I feel like I'm getting dumber by the post I read. :lol 
    Keep up!
     
  2. Sideways77

    Sideways77 #1 flareup simp

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    What happens when a fire sparks in BW Neo?

    Stampy it out.


    What do you call a loving falcon?

    Carerazor

    These are awful. :lol 
     
  3. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    Why is Season 3 of TFP 13 episodes?

    The producers thought it shouldn't dragon for more than it has to.
     
  4. QLRformer

    QLRformer Seeker

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    Here's an official one:

    “All my films are environment friendly,” Safe Haven star Josh Duhamel said. “A big reason why the dialogue and plots of the ‘Transformers’ films I starred in were so bad, was because Michael Bay opted to save countless trees by forgoing the traditional use of screenplays.”
    Environmentalists Praise


    It's not my joke, it's his. And it IS a joke, despite a handful of people praising him for this dazzlingly intellectual statement...
     
  5. sodawilly

    sodawilly Old School fan since 1984!

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    Where do Autobots and Decepticons go to have breakfast?

    - Scramble City

    - Gregg
     
  6. Vini7x

    Vini7x Autoticon

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    Here´s an awful one:

    What type of food makes Transformers gain some weight?

    Food with Trans Fat
     
  7. sodawilly

    sodawilly Old School fan since 1984!

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    Arcee broke off her relationship with Springer because he accused her of having "too much junk in her trunk" =)

    - Gregg
     
  8. Escargon

    Escargon Meh.

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    What's Red, Grey, and White all over?

    BW Ironhide
     
  9. daitarn red

    daitarn red bionic hero

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    rachet
     
  10. Zhadow

    Zhadow Oh hi there

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    Haha!
     
  11. Cryosis

    Cryosis Prowler in the yard

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    Any and all Erector jokes.
     
  12. Strawberrytop00

    Strawberrytop00 Derpticon

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    What is Hot Rod’s nickname in bed?
    Hard Rod


    What are strippers on Cybertron called?
    Transwhoremers



    I’m sorry XD;;;
     
  13. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    What are the Constuticons when they're horny?


    They're a comboner team!!


    And...yeah. That joke didn't make any sense.
     
  14. Sideways77

    Sideways77 #1 flareup simp

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    God you two. I tried to keep it clean and- Oh screw it.

    What do you call a female Bluestreak?

    Boobstreak :p 
     
  15. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    Makes sense, ya know with BONEcrusher and all. But I suppose since he crushes them, he'd be more of a hinder their comboneration.
     
  16. Shatterpoint

    Shatterpoint Neato

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    And Erector was a Constructicon.
     
  17. Dinodigger97

    Dinodigger97 germinates within you.

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    What is Wolfang's favorite position.


    Doggy-style.

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    This is, unintentionally, the funniest post in this thread.
     
  18. Autoboticon

    Autoboticon In like a Bot, out like a Con

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    What's a Cassetticons favourite song?

    Howlback girl.
     
  19. Autoboticon

    Autoboticon In like a Bot, out like a Con

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    Where do the Wreckers get their news from?

    The Scoop


    What did the Wrecker say to the other when the Fembot walked by?

    "Aww man, I so want to IMPACT-HER"

    HAHAHAHHAHA....awwwww
     
  20. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    What do the Maximals do when they have a pest problem?

    They lay Rat-Traps!
     
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