Bad Transformer jokes

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  1. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    I know you've all got at least one. Lets share them in this thread. I'll go first.

    Why couldn't Megatron see the autobot after he had his first child?

    Because he was Trans-parent! :redface2: 
     
  2. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    What do you call an Autobot in denial?

    A car!
     
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    In denial? A boat.

    (Denial - the Nile get it?) :D 
     
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    What do you call it when all the transformers food is gone?

    Ener-gone
     
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    planetjacker Critters burn real good. TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol  :lol  that is so bad it's good.
     
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    UDontKnowSith NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Whats Hot Rods favorite soda brand?

    Arcee
     
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    Seawing Lurker of the depths Moderator

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    ugh! I can't believe I am doing this...


    Why was Hotshot late to work?


    Because he lost his Cyber Keys!!
     
  8. Chaos Muffin

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    Three Autobots

    Three Autobots are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first Autobot says to the other Autobots "You know, if had just a little more Energon, I think I could fly." The second Autobot says "No Way!" So the first Autobot orders some Energon and drinks it. Then all three Autobots walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first Autobot jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.
    The second Autobot is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had more Energon, I bet I could do that too." So all three Autobots go into the bar, and the second Autobot has more Energon. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second Autobot jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third Autobot turned to the first Autobot and said "You know Prime, you are a real dick with your jetpack."
     
  9. Eric

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    What do you call Decepticons after they've been smashed by Omega Supreme?

    Decepti-crumbs
     
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    :lol 

    I wish I could think of something.
     
  11. Nevermore

    Nevermore It's self-perpetuating a parahumanoidarianised!

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    How you you prevent Decepticons from getting inside the Ark?

    You install a Grim-Lock.
     
  12. The621

    The621 Fuck you, that's why!

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    There is a funny thing about how Energon's pronounced in the JP version of Transformers. It actually is pronounced as "Ener-gone".

    Back to the jokes...

    What did G1 Optimus Prime say to the human dentist?

    "How many times do I have to say it?! I'm not Ginrai!"
     
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    What you you do when your car battery dies in a tornado

    You get a Windcharger
     
  14. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    What do you get when you get a Autobot who can't do squat?

    A Auto-bum
     
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    One day, a Decepticon walks into a bar and he pulls a little 8 inch Minicon and a little piano out of his pocket and the little minicon starts to play. Everyone looked at him and was just so amazed by this.
    Another Decepticon walks over to the other one and asks him where he got that little minicon and the piano. He replies, "Well, out there, is a genie and he grants you but one wish."

    So, immediately after the other Decepticon heard that, he ran out to the genie. He walks back into the bar with all these ducks everywhere.

    The Decepticon with the minicon and piano asks, "Where'd all those ducks come from?"

    The other says, "Well, I asked the genie for a million bucks, but he gave me a million ducks."

    The first Decepticon says, "Oh, I guess I should have warned you that the genie is hard of hearing. You don't actually think I asked for a 8 inch minicon, do you?"
     
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    knock
    Knock
    Who's There?
    Hot Rod.
    Hot Rod Who?
    Hod Rod's gonna get you killed Prime
     
  17. x0x_chrome_x0x

    x0x_chrome_x0x Chronical collector

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    Alternators have finally gathered around their leader - alternator Optimus Prime to ask him a question.

    - Why their new bodies are made of plastic instead of metal?
    To which OP replied:

    - Well, that Earth company that saved us from the plague and rebiult our bodies decided to save some money!
     
  18. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Something amusing about combining Astrotrain and Powerglide into the slickest transformer of them all, Astroglide!
     
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    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    In Transformers alternate universe #2340897a, the Ark landed under Earth's oceans. The reformatting process, although difficult and tedious for Teletraan 1, gave rise to a new and powerful leader.

    Octopus Prime.
     
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    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    What do you get when you get a cross between Megatron and a phone?

    A Megaphone
     
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