Backup Wives (and husbands for the women & fabulous members of TFW)

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  1. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    So basicially, has anyone on here aranged a backup wife/husband (someone that you agree to marry or whatever if both of you are still single by/at a certain time), be it truthfully or just as a joke? Also if you have, what sort of conditions have you set up for it?


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  2. 3.8TransAM

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    Backups are for sissies.

    Mistresses , bitches and ho's are for real men
     
  3. seali_me

    seali_me Well-Known Member

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    I think I saw this one in American Dad.

    or this work wife
     
  4. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    If American Dad wasn't a tv show (and thus intangible), I'd wanna fistpump its face. Also, why can't we have the best of both worlds?
     
  5. seali_me

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    I failed. I showed the thread to the wife.

    - Never tell the wife.

    Seriously though, a backup wife sounds like too much work.
     
  6. TrueNomadSkies

    TrueNomadSkies Airachnid's ratservant

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    Hhaa, the wife.

    Seriously though, this is usually pretty innocent when you're single, and really, doesn't take that much work. I mean in theory, it would probably make things easier because you don't have to worry about being alone forever if you're good enough at sabotaging the backup's relationshits.
     
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    Nice.

    I think we would get along great.

    Subterfuge, sabotage, it's all good in the hood
     
  8. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    Oh goodness yes. I refuse to be a spinster!!!! My Backup husband is my male bestie Tyrone. I love him to bits, and he loves me. He cooks and cleans and is charmingly self effacing and humble. He is the guy who would fight to protect his friends until his last breath. I ADORE him with every ounce of my being!

    We decided that if we are both single at age 35 for me (37 for him) then we will just say 'fuck it' and marry each other. I doubt we'll ever see each other in a sexual way - no attraction on my part because he is like a brother to me and no attraction on his part because he is gay, I have a vagina and that is not how he rolls - but it wouldn't be the first or last sexless marriage :wink: 
     
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  10. KA

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    My condolences to the physically unattractive.

    For the sake of the rest of us, please dont breed, thank you.

    A token lol for the humorly challenged.
     
  11. seali_me

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    See too much work and I think the payout is below minimum.

    The work wife by definition sounds like a real wife with even less sex or no sex.

    This is a woman's thread ain't it?
     
  12. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    Huh??? If in reference to me, too late as I have already born belly fruit (and yep they look like me, sorry). Lol.
     
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    No, not to u, u are lovely, carry on wit yo bad self
     
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    While I know this appiles to me. I LOL'd hard.
     
  15. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    No way!! I am not sure why we set the age at such a high number! I actually just got out of a relationship and that relationship was hard work!

    I also never said no sex.......we would probably come to some sort of compromise on sexual gratification outside the marriage. I just refuse to be a spinster (part of the reason I broke up with my ex was after 6 years of wearing a damn engagement ring he still wouldn't commit to a date). I hate my last name!!!

    ETA: 6 years, not 8....even i'm not that stupid!
     
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    My friend of 17 years. We agreed back when we were 15. We typed this bs contract and show it to our significant others everytime they get out of line. Of course this is in good humor now but we were serious then.
     
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    Too much work for minimum pay. Even illegal immigrants get paid more than that.

    Multiply the number of years of actual work divide that by the number of actual payout. It just doesn't make any sense.

    Seriously, my ex-(girl)bestfriend only decided to try to payout was during my marriage.

    Actualwork/payout - alimony. I'm asian I can count well thank you.
     
  18. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    Ok. I should just advertise my marriagability on the street corner.....I could wear a sign around my neck "please take me home, I'll be a good wife to you - free bottle of hot sauce".

    I see that you are talking about alimony. Well, since my marriage would be one of convenience only, I wouldn't divorce him. I also think I earn more than Ty does, so I would probably be paying him out. I don't actually feel a burning desire to tie a ball and chain around some poor schmuck's neck - I obviously hope that if (when) I get married that it's because some guy out there actually wants the world to know that he chose me and who is prepared to risk 50% of his stuff on the hope that we'll love each other forever. I am a romantic at heart, like most women I think. Ty and I made the promise to each other one night after getting very drunk, what we decided is hardly written in stone and I was being light-hearted in this thread. I cannot honestly say whether I would ever marry someone just because I have reached a certain age....not saying I won't though!
     
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    Signs are always good when it comes to men. We're idiots like that. Hot sauce in my books is a plus.

    Me too. :) 

    Seriously though, I wish my bestfriend was still there. That shit she tried to pull off was unacceptable.
     
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    Dammit, why do you have to be all the way in Australia? I could use some free hot sauce.
     

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