Belle is also presumably from the 1700s....the future 1700s.

But Clara Barton's also here so it must be also during the future 1800s.

 

so Autobus Prime is back (again)...

 

*waves!*

--Moony

 

Hello old friend.

 

*particles!*

Hello! Or was that for Ben Franklin's old correspondent Ms. Adams?  

 

For what seems like the septillionth time, Autobus Prime (because Primus only knows how many times meatspace called you to duty elsewhere)... good to see you back on the saddle of this, the Battle Cybersteed That Just Won't Terminate that is your Blurry Robot Theater. Your return to the party at this, Our Darkest Hour is much, much welcome. Primus knows just how much longer can I, Mr. Cyberspace Virusbuster Triggerhappy Transhuman Supreme and my fellow malware-bustin' superpsychoes of the STARS, all of us always a few miscoded malware away from going full-tilt Skynet (Original Terminator and Fallout 2 flavors) keep up going Full Throttle Antivirus on the glitched-up bitmaps of the tricursed White Serpent and his endless Legions of cyberdemons before it's "Log Out" time... permanently!

 

True fact: There is a volcano on Io which erupts every time UltimateOptimus posts here.

 

In other hot cybernetically-related news while Belle has your battle bus beehive sold for 15000 Robodollars (Count 'em 'n weep, femmes and gentlemechs!), Autobus Prime, I thought it deadware important to hotwire you up with right up there with the likes of GWAR and The Cybertronian Spree a Superpsycho Battle Robot Rock Band who put the "Metal" in "Heavy Metal" (and who I might as well be the missing fifth cyberpsycho member of): The Killer Robots! With plenty metal-munchin' tunes, ripcord-roarin' 'toons and megafeature presentation movies under their die-cast Transformium belts (not ta mention a three-femme version of the band for the bolts), it's no wonder they're "Special Guest Stars for Next Blurrycon" material!

 

WAKE UP BUS!!!!


Geez!! Things are getting WAY out hand... And gimmeh deh moneh!

 

Just now they're getting out of hand?  

But I thought Optimus hated rock music?  

 

Ok here we go, shifting back into gears sort of.

 

I hereby nominate we call this mystery girl "The Dame" from now on.

 

Ain't nothin' like a Dame...but watch out, she will get the upper hand soon enough.

 

Maybe she's just mad that the French is being pronounced wrong, or maybe Belle would rather be referred to as "the demoiselle"...but that doesnt work in noir-speak.

 

Le femme...that might assuage her anger