Attack by beaver

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  1. LigerPrime

    LigerPrime Well-Known Member

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  2. Bryan

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    I hope she doesn't come down with beaver fever.



    Oh, it's real.
     
  3. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    I would have suggested trapping and relocation, but whatever floats your boat.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    heheh, beaver.
     
  5. RimFyre

    RimFyre mmm,Energon Goodie

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    then after the attack of the killer beavers movies,they will make "Alien vs Beaver"

    AVB Coming Summer 2012...
     
  6. LigerPrime

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    With regards to beaver fever! Whoa!? One learns new things everyday!
     
  7. Sycia

    Sycia Draconian Faction

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    Geez... a single beaver attacks, and humans kill a dozen of them. I foresee PETA moving into action.
     
  8. Sector Seven

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    ^ as well they should

    I've been attacked by a beaver before, too... Tijuana - summer of '92. But that's a story for a different time.

    I will attest, however, that a few shots of penicillin will clear up beaver fever within a week or so. ;) 
     
  9. Bryan

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    I got all medically uptight when I read this, like "what's he talking about, that's not right!"

    Then I got it, and I :lolol  'd.
     
  10. wavelength

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    oh no, my secret plans to control beavers and make them b!tch slap humans has been found! oh teh noes!

    but on a slightly more serious note, that must really hurt, but not enough to go kill 12.
     
  11. Sycia

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    Seriously. That's way beyond 'an eye for an eye'.
     
  12. RandomFerret

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    Beavers are plentiful enough to be considered 'nuisance animals,' so culling is usually the first resort.

    Dammit, why isn't the 'Slapped by Beaver Tails' SNL sketch on youtube?
    Somebody get on that! I need to link it here!
     
  13. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Didn't Jeff Foxworthy do a routine about something like this??
     
  14. Sycia

    Sycia Draconian Faction

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    o_O  Dude, then why aren't we culling humans--wait.

    Forget it. I just remembered wars.
     
  15. Chaos Muffin

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    They should've captured them all and dropped them off at PETA.
    Just to keep them off their backs.

    Let them deal with them since they know everything about animal safety. (then there'd be a dumpster full of beavers probably)

    Hope she takes the dog next time she goes for a swim.
     
  16. Samana Rombuca

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    Great, kill the beavers. :rolleyes2 
     
  17. SPLIT LIP

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    That's not right. Those other Beavers never attacked anyone, why should they pay for people simming in there homes. Animals like them have been around long enough to deserve their own homes with threat of human swimmers or being killed for no reason. The old fart shouldn't have been swimming there, she probobly got too close to baby Beavers.

    Why can't they atleast move them?
     
  18. Mr. Jiggles

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    What does a red "X" have to do with Beavers?
     
  20. RandomFerret

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    Maybe it's a red x for you, but everyone else can see it perfectly.

    Ward, I think there's something wrong with my Beaver.
     

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