Mr. Hanson was a regular at the bar. He'd always hit the 5p.m. to 7p.m. on fridays. Talk to his friends, watch sports and drink beer. On this particular night, however, the news was on. "The Hell are we watchin' the news?" Mr. Hanson said "New patrons. They wanted to watch it. Customer is king." The Barkeep said. "....I see." "BREAKING NEWS: A METEOR HAS JUST LANDED IN OUR AREA" "What'ya think it is? "Probably nothin'"