Argh! I've become Grizzly Adams! What to do with this beard?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lupis Convoy, Jun 18, 2007.

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  1. kasper0v, Jun 18, 2007
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    The answer is obvious: Handlebars
     
  2. e3nine, Jun 18, 2007
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    ladies dislike beards.

    I'd turn them into lamb chops and target the Elvis demographic.
     
  3. KA, Jun 18, 2007
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    let a bird nest in it.

    then request name change lupis van winkle.
     
  4. Zzeezz, Jun 18, 2007
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    Go for the Zakk Wylde viking look!
     
  5. Lance Halberd, Jun 18, 2007
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    If you're gonna keep the beard and moustache, I suggest completing the look:

    Sleeveless flannel shirt
    Cut-off jean shorts
    Calf-high tube socks with colored bands at the top
    Workboots or jackboots

    Leather fisherman's cap optional
     
  6. Shipwreck, Jun 18, 2007
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    More people need to grow beards.
     
  7. plowking, Jun 18, 2007
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    plowking I'm with ErechOveraker. Veteran

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    Cut a Decepticon symbol on one side, and an Autobot symbol on the other, and on your chin, the Allspark cube.....leave it like that til after you see the movie.....

    No?....

    Then go with the thin goatee combo....:thumb 
     
  8. funkatron101, Jun 18, 2007
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    Just stew over that a while
     
  9. Phy, Jun 18, 2007
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    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Oh that is so gross
     
  10. Soundatron, Jun 18, 2007
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    shave it. The ladies usually dont dig facial hair most of the time. At least not that much
     
  11. ambushbug74, Jun 18, 2007
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    That just looks like he has weeds growing from his neck.
     
  12. KA, Jun 18, 2007
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    that beard is hella gross.
     
  13. Beastbot X, Jun 18, 2007
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    But hey, it serves as a nice bib!
     
  14. Mr. Jiggles, Jun 18, 2007
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    Bullshit. I wear various and sundry beards, goatees, etc. and I'll put my poontang track record up against anybody elses.

    You've just got to know how to cut it.

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    Here's a couple of pointers.

    1. KA was right. Trim it down to your jawline. Top and bottom. It is just as important to trim it at the top as it is at the bottom.
    2. Keep it trimmed. Even if you wear it longer, having the same length or even somewhat blended looks better.
    3. Never let it grow over your top lip like that. It looks gross, and nobody wants that digging into their lips when it is time for lovin'.
    4. Pull it down from your bottom lip some. All the way, or in two patches. Keep it neat looking.
     
  15. Alpha Prime, Jun 18, 2007
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    Build an Ark.
     
  16. KA, Jun 18, 2007
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    bearded jiggles? hmm, a pattern emerges.

    *looks over mr jiggle scrap board, shuffles notes around*

    ...plaid shirt, trucker cap, aviator glasses, truck...hmm, curiouser and curiouser...
     
  17. Foster, Jun 18, 2007
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    Frakes FTW. Note the visible lip and shaven cheeks and neck:

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  18. Boardwise, Jun 18, 2007
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    D_C knows what he's talking about.
     
  19. cybertron2006, Jun 18, 2007
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  20. pinoy78, Jun 18, 2007
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    pinoy78 Shoji Kawamori having FUN

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    I think you're in prime position to win a look alike/costume party.

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