Argh! I've become Grizzly Adams! What to do with this beard?

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  1. Lupis Convoy

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    So I've been a little slacking in the shaving department, and It's time for my haircut of the month.. going high and tight this time, and I figured I'd be a goofball and open this up for ideas on what to do with this dead squirrel I have on my face...
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    How the hell should I tame this thing? Trim it to close beard? Shave it off completely? Suggestions folks? I normally do the van dyke stache and goatee combo, but think it's time to shake it up... maybe a stache like Scott Caan in Ocean's 13?
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    That's what I'm leaning to...

    Anyway.. ideas? Suggestions? Thrown Pies?
     
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    Shave it. Beards only work if you wear overalls 5 out of 7 days in the week and make moonshine.
     
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    shave up to your jawline, itll improve definition.
     
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    Shave the upper lip and start driving a buggy, english!
     
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    Keep growing it until it's long enough to put into two braids.
     
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    Shave it all except your neck. Neck beards are often overlooked.
     
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