anyone elses internet tubes clogged?

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  1. Lord Bacon

    Lord Bacon BACON DUKE

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    most of the sites i am visiting are not connecting on my end. anyone else having trouble with digg, google, etc?
     
  2. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    My internet tubes are flowing nicely.
     
  3. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    My pipes need cleaning. My internet is fine though.
     
  4. Lord Bacon

    Lord Bacon BACON DUKE

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    ah. it must be my craptacular internet company, newwave communications. curses!
     
  5. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Fire lottery balls to declog the tubes.... :lol 
     
  6. honestgabe

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    New Wave communications? Do they cover XTC and Talking Heads?
     
  7. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    someone needs to stop downloading so much porn
     
  8. Streck

    Streck <B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">QED</B></FONT> Veteran

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  9. IACON

    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    MY internet tubes are going fast.
     
  10. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I believe you may be experiencing the human emotion known as "impatience," brought on by a combination of frustration, regarding your inability to access websites that bring you a basic level of entertainment, and confusion, based on your limited knowledge of the intricacies of these graphically-intensive, multiple-user html and php documents, commonly referred to, in bulk, as the internet.

    However, there is the possibility that we could supercede the "traffic," if you will, on the internet. If we subject your local internet router to a series of low-level tachyon bursts, it could cause your internet service providers' servers, on the local level, and the servers hosting the websites you are attempting to access, on the national level, to regard your request for data packets as a high-priority, immediate-process queue. In a sense, you would be "surfing" the internet at a far faster speed than other users.

    I will need to make modifications to the main deflector dish if you plan to proceed in this manner.

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  11. Wreckgar

    Wreckgar Anthony Stark Veteran

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    stop looking at porn sites man. Those things are full of spyware that slows your computer.
     
  12. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Or do what I do, which is, keep looking at the porn sites and run spybot search and destroy twice a month on the 15th and 30th.
     
  13. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    mah tubes, they be flowin
     
  14. ShortCircuit

    ShortCircuit Decepticon

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    Thorns2010 Well-Known Member

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    QFTMFW!!
     
  16. Ktulu

    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Also need to keep spywareblaster to block some known bad stuff out, amongst other things

    Anyway

    Earlier today I had issues with Google and Wikipedia but could get to other sites just fine.
     
  17. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Embarq was horrible this morning at work. Hardly anything was working.
     
  18. Eric

    Eric Per sempre marciamo.

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    I have WOW Cable and Internet. And it's going nicely. :D 
     
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    jourdo TFW2005 Supporter

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  20. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    I'm glad we're switching to cable here soon cause the DSL blows.
     

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