Anti-Flatulence Underwear

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  1. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    So after having a couple of...um...fragrant evenings at the ole homestead, my wife came up with an idea. Unfortunately, it's not unique.

    http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
     
  2. DarkDranzer

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    I remember reading up on those anti-flatulence underwear a couple of years ago. I wonder if anyone on here's got a pair of those?
     
  3. My03Tundra

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    Dang, kinda pricey for shorts to catch some farts.

    But, I know someone who could use them at work. The poor guy can clear up to three aisles at work! WHEW!!
     
  4. DaggersRage

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    I find it horrible that someone with the name Drippy created this topic. :D 
     
  5. DarkDranzer

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    *sniggers* I know someone at home who could use 'em but if I say who it is he'll probably kill me.
     
  6. 333HE

    333HE HERSHEY'S GONNA EAT JOO.

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    :lol  True, true.
     
  7. drippy

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    Heh.

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    My name is Dan. :D 
     
  8. DaggersRage

    DaggersRage Autistic bastard.

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    *Bwwwwaaaaarrrrrfff!* :yuck 
     
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    My idea for anti-flatulence is sound absorbing jeans and slacks that have dampening for the sound and a washable charcoal filter element seamlessly sewn into the pants. All of this would also be done in a seamless and form fitting manner, not adding any bulk unless you wanted it too...
     
  10. Insane Galvatron

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    Everybody knows all you have to do is put a dryer sheet in the back of your pants and your flatulence will smell like flowers.
     
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    I don't think that would work...

    "Dude, do you smell something like Snuggles the Bear?"

    "I have no idea what you are talking about."
     
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    :lolol 

    Suddenly a bean burrito on a first date isn't a death sentence.
     
  13. Dark_Convoy

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    SHHHHHhhhh

    Don't let my wife find out about these.
     
  14. My03Tundra

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    Well, I figure I can hold it for as long as I can and try to muffle the sound in a cushy seat. If I'm sitting on vinyl, just slide a bit to hide the sound. From there, just playoff the smell.

    Wait. Maybe that is why I haven't had a date...
     
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    now if only someone can creat "skid mark" proof underwear...
     
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    I didnt click on the link but I think I've seen these before. They're lined with charcoal or something to mask the odor.
     
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    Teflon underwear?
     
  18. toma

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    dude! the guy who invented those made them for his wife with crohn's! that's awesome cuz i have crohn's too. they'd be great for me if i could still fart. mine must be wore than hers, farting is just downright dangerous. someone should make underwear with a wet streak filter. awesome.
     
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    Or, they could work for people with chronic flatulence. It might be awkward if in a meeting, though, if you need to change your filter.
     
  20. Dark_Convoy

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    Or for people who chronically eat things that cause flatulence.
     

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