I would be a robot, DJ at every BotCon and have girls who would throw themselves at me. If this happens, I can die happy...

 

THIS!  

 

You don't want to know.

 

School girl outfits and sex.
recipe for disaster or victory. i don't care which.

 

Alrighty, now that you are all situated in your Anime Shells. Here is the Thread-Twist.

Your chosen self is now your opposite.

You are now Shattered Glass.

But wait! There is more! Now that you are shattered glass, you must acquire a sidekick!

GOGOGO

 

bankai!!!!!

 

I'm going to be king of Britannia and rule it with my mecha Gurren Lagann and my pokemon Tyrannitar.

 

Can I be your love interest?

 

Oh god, I've become a big-eyed schoolgirl. I'll probably be plagued with panty/boob shots for the rest of my life.

Darth Vader NO! - YouTube

 

I'd turn into a bugman and go around kicking people in the face

 

Thats what I'm saying.

I think I would end up Bleach-a-Alchemist-a-Former or something.

Alchemy performing, bankai having transforming robots.

Works for me

 

I'd be a decedent from heaven with a sworn duty in which I constantly neglect.

Try me.

 

I'd be either:

-Part of a resistance force using my Mecha to secure humanity's right to live on the surface
-A private investigator who pilots a giant Mecha, in a city where people have lost their memories
-A teenager in a digital world with a monster as my companion

 

DNA^2- Populating Canada one lady at a time. The number of offsprings and baby bonus from the Canadian government grow exponentially. I later befriend Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney for obvious reasons. I keep Canada together. Quebec's urge to separate grows but is now populated with beige peeps. (Mix of white and brown. Russell Peters theory on Canada's skin colour after brown peeps take over the country population. ) Canada is now unified like one big happy family minus the whole Patel fiasco.

or

Densha Otoko - The after years. Wife, Hermes, and two kids minus the whole Otaku thing. The lead role, me, constantly asking himself how his robot display cases ended up in the dining room and now avoids anime/toy conventions due to the growing number of smelly Otaku's.

 

Also if I was in an Anime I would get...

 

Pretty sure I'd just end up as some random salary man that either gets ignored in frame 80/675 or gets shot for gratutitous gun violence in something like Black Lagoon.

 

I'd join the military and get my own giant robot.

That, or I'd become a woman, then grow a dick, then grow tentacles through some sort of sexcraft and stalk schoolgirls at the local park.

 

Hmm, I'm 33, I guess I would be a major or something at this point, I would be commanding my own squadron on either the SDF Macross, or the Macross 7, or the Macross Frontier. Maybe I would be in SMS, who knows.

 

I wouldn't even join the military - I'd wait for one to crash in my back yard or discover one in a scrap yard. Or wait until my professor friend just gave me a giant transforming battle robot for no particular reason.

 

This is different to your usual Saturday nights how?

After watching Evangelion, I love the genre, but fuck I will never get into a giant robot. Not for all the tea in China and England combined will you strap me into one of those fucking things.