And this year's hot holiday item is...

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    Full story here:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770
     
  2. mrhillz

    mrhillz Changed his user title. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Damn,,,, and I thought the vibrating harry potter broom was bad.
     
  3. Mumps

    Mumps <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    a "toy" obviously marketed towards Adults is placed in the wrong section of a website, outrage ensues!
     
  4. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Find Gary Busey!

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    Boardwise is scary - Sig Killer - M Super Mod

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    I actually knew someone that bought his girlfriend a pole for Christmas.
    Also knew a girl that was going to start taking pole dancing lessons.
    My offer of given her an 'audience' was denied though :( 
     
  6. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    Y'know, if they're gonna offer courses on welding, auto mechanics, and other trades through the public schools, they may as well start a couple pole dancing classes. In my days of substituting, I noticed more than one student for whom that was their best potential career choice.

    -Tony!
     
  7. Alpha Prime

    Alpha Prime Ten Years Strong

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    my only question is, what type of parrent would buy their CHILD a POLE DANCING KIT? Seriously, wth?
     
  8. Switchblade

    Switchblade Just a raggedy man

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    A parent with very low expectations.
     
  9. Dalarsco

    Dalarsco Kickback=ROCK

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    HaHa! I know a girl who will start randomly pole dancing a pool cue during a game. Pretty good at it, too, from what I can tell.
     
  10. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    This was an answer on the radio news quiz show Wait Wait Don’t Tell me today.
     
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    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Or if Richard Pryor's mother had given birth to a sister, she could've gotten it.

    (Richard Pryor was born in a brothel where his grandmother was the house madam, his mother a prostitute, and his biological father was his mother's pimp.)
     
  12. Kupp

    Kupp Ford Fanboy TFW2005 Supporter

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    I missed the show this week, just finished listening to the download of it, then I find this thread.

    Great Show, small world.
     
  13. Zero Prime

    Zero Prime Windows user no more

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    I want one!! I need that and some outfits for my wife and then I'm set.
     
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    Haha! Looks like whoever posts items on the Website got fired...

    Tescos made a mistake, it's OBVIOUSLY not meant for kids, the moral outrage make me laugh my ass off.

    HOWEVER!

    Last week there was talk that the UK has the highest Teenage pregnacy rates in Europe. An MP said that Sex Education lessons should start at 10 years old, I think she said that 'kids weren't getting the necessary sex skills'.

    Maybe this pole dancing kit was part of that?
     
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    :lol  x 1,000,000

    Honestly, I find that kinda funny.
     
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    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Courtney Love FTW!!! :lol 
     
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    RandomFerret Fuzzy Forever

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    Well, look who shops at Tesco.

    Honestly, I think you're given a gold chain and a shell suit as soon as you walk in the door.

    Despite not being the least bit British, I was able to bluff my way through that joke, because I visit b3ta.com
     
  18. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    You fail.
    I don't have a gold chain or a shell suit, and neither does anyone in my family and we all shop at Tesco.

    It should also be pointed out that I worked at Tesco, and my sister and brother-in-law both work there.

    Tesco also paid for my trip to Botcon.
    Shares FTW!
     
  20. DrGrim

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    What has happened with the morality on this planet? Or did it ever exist?
     

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