An open letter to my wife regarding toilet paper

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    Who DOES!?!?! I wanna see pics of their hot wives!!!
     
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    This is an interesting turn of events... on one hand, I could look at her all day... then again, could I stand to be in that bathroom with her... SMELLING that sh*t?
     
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    HAHA....I fell your pain. I've gotten pretty good at checking, but I swear my wife uses half a roll every time she squats so I get stuck in the ssame situation quite a bit. She also seems to have an issue with putting the roll in the holder. It seems like every time I go in the bathroom there is a half empty roll on the counter and an empty one hangin on the wall next to the throne.
     
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    I don't use toilet roll.
     
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    Bidet? You decadent bastard.
     
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    i have a bidet.

    i just don't use it.

    an extra roll or three next to the bog usually does the trick. that or replacing it yourself regularly
     
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    hahah I wish!

    Nah I ghetto it and use a watering can...skidmarks are for n00bs!
     
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    my girlfirend uses the toilet like a second bin, gets blocked quite frequently.
     
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    Here's an open letter to my neighbor: Clean your damn toilet. It has shit all over it.
     
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    this thread is... inspiring.
     
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    I know what a bidet is, and how to use one (trust me, when you're bored, hurting and out of it and on a hospital toillet, you look around) but I don't need that mental image, or images, or people wiping and doing whatever afterwards.

    Heirarchy of Bathroom Humor:
    Fart jokes - YES!
    Poop jokes - OKAY.
    Doing the NASTY - Ehhhhh...
    Da CLEENS-UP! - Oh, HAILLL NOOOO!
     
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    Read the original post. He's GOT three extra rolls. They all go missing.
     
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    Seriously dood. use wet wipes. you use less, and clean more. I usually use 1 wet wipe. then use 3 pieces of toilet paper to dry out the area.

    Do you have a hairy crack? you probably have a lot of Klingons hanging about. which make more toilet paper usage necessary. wet wipes help with that as well.


    or is it the wife that uses all the paper? then all this should be addressed to her.
     
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    Dear... uh... wow.

    I tasted bile in my mouth reading that.

    But, you do bring up an interesting question. Did you use bio-degradeble wet wipes?

    Don't even SUGGEST I shave my ass (again). I tell you what, that was one awkward itch.
     
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    The itch wasn't all that awkward for me.

    I can't look my barber in the eyes anymore, though.
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!

    Damn, now that is funny right there, I tell you what!

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