An open letter to my wife regarding toilet paper

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Super_Megatron, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. Super_Megatron

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    I'm been married for almost 4 year, together with her for 8. Try and keep up. I think Twin Twist and Boardwise want to date her. Isn't everyone chipping in to get you a hooker next weekend?
     
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    I have no idea what this means. You are watching Demolition Man on your laptop at a beach and responding to threads through wireless while ordering MP Megatron from TFSource?
     
  3. Enigma2K2

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    .Dude... your wife posts here?





    ..... is she hot?
     
  4. Seth Buzzard

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    I wipe my ass with fluffy kittens. The dispenser is a pain to refill.
     
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    I can imagine that it would. It probably would also be a pain if you didn't have them declawed.
     
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    The real trick is flushing them.
     
  7. Barricade_643

    Barricade_643 To Punish and Enslave!!!!

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    Hot Wives that Post here!!!

    My wife posts here and she is HOT!!!!!
     
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    :useless 
     
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    Barricade_643 To Punish and Enslave!!!!

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    I don't post pics without her permission Bug Lady_Prime... She is my Mrs.

    :duel 
     
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    Not to mention seek medical attention immediately.
     
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    no i'm talking about you.. buying demolition man from the movie just for you
    john spartan Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper Alfredo Garcia Did... did you say toilet *paper*? Lenina Huxley Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...
    John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
    Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
     
  12. Super_Megatron

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    Hmm, maybe I should have worded it differently for clarity, she didn't use them all at once, she just gradually went through all the TP in that room and then didn't replenish.
     
  13. Super_Megatron

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    I still don't understand what you're getting at. I hope you didn't get a sunburn at the beach.
     
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    Another reason you need to come out to TFCon one of these days :stick: 
     
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    IMO, being forced to answer an emergency call on an airplane is the worst poop-case scenario.

    Having no TP is something I strive to avoid. Plus, I've timed mine out at a certain time of day so I'm always prepared.
     
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    i hate 1 ply with a purple passion
     
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    My wife does the same thing to me.....I'm constantly reminding her to replace the tp when it runs out.....she has a habit of leaving one or two sheets on the roll....what am I supposed to do with that?!
     
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    Look at this thread. The Fuzzy lives!
     
  20. Super_Megatron

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    I've pooped on a plane before, wasn't that bad.

    I usually poop at work, about 9:15. Like my buddies Dad used to say, why are you shitting at home, do it at work on company time.