An open letter to my wife regarding toilet paper

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Super_Megatron, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. My03Tundra

    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Yes, I did, Mr. Kickback (odd name for a teacher). But, I was working more on the actual questions then their order.

    Man, I've seen a lot of shitty threads before, but this one takes the cake. Well, more like Moose Turd Pie.
     
  2. honestgabe

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    You fail My03Tundra
     
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    My03Tundra LOVES TO EDIT POSTS!!

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    Fail? Nah, more like fall behind. I finished high school in three years, while one of my co-workers finished his senior year in three.
     
  4. Sector Seven

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    I was a soldier for many years - if you've got drawers on, you've got toilet paper.
     
  5. Barricade_643

    Barricade_643 To Punish and Enslave!!!!

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    The question of our wives and toilet paper is one for the ages!!!!

    Right behind "the meaning of life" and "Where's the Beef"

    Cheers!!!

    :poop 
     
  6. Chaos Muffin

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    :lol 

    Wonder what SMegs poopyface is like, we've already seen Ronzerwires


    And what's up with 4roll packs? It's not like were cutting back.
    Buy the 12 huge double roll pack
     
  7. Eric

    Eric VOTE.

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    It's the only "Open Letter Thread" that's ever happened in TFW2005 history.
     
  8. Super_Megatron

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    ? I'm not sure why you have capitalized every word in your post, or why you would use Panteeen Pro V to clean your bum?
     
  9. honestgabe

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    He uses it as a lubricant.
     
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    IACON "That's Vector Sigma?" TFW2005 Supporter

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    First best thread for 2007!

    I can't stop laughing here.
     
  11. Super_Megatron

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    1. To annoy you apparently?

    2. In Canadia we don't fuck around when it comes to toilet paper holders. I'm very poor and can only afford a toilet paper holders that holds 3 rolls. In the richer neighbourhoods there are holders that contain as much as 10 rolls. Some or all of this statement may or not be a lie.

    3. No one said I had to walk up the stairs to get more toilet paper. I'm one of those proactive people that realize that if the bathroom on the main floor of my house is out of TP and the 24 pack of TP is stored in the closet on the 2nd floor of my house, I need to walk up stairs to obtain said TP.

    4. Why would I wash my hands?

    5. Quit e-stalking me, it was enjoyable at first, even a little arrousing, but it's starting to get a little creepy. :) 
     
  12. Seth Buzzard

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    I think S_Meg should set up a web cam sight so we can monitor how much toilet paper he has.
     
  13. McBradders

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    Seconded.
     
  14. honestgabe

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    Sounds more like a scat fetish
     
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    I'm tempted to sneak into his room at Botcon and nick all his toilet paper.

    Then post a sheet through the door each day.
     
  16. Seth Buzzard

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    I thought you where going out? LIER!
     
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    Toilet paper is the eternal struggle. My gripe, is that my wife doesn't flush the toilet if she has only pee'd. She says "it is a waste of water. I say "not if it is getting piss out of the bowl". The argument continues.
     
  18. llamatron

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    Hmm, I'll half back that your wife on that one. At least, I recommend at least letting any piss that occurs during the night stay there until morning and then be flushed. Gotta save water and reduce noise. Obviously you can flush anything if it's looking nasty.

    I've also had a toilet paper disaster in my lifetime. It ended with my flushing my underwear down the toilet and wiping my ass with a school book. True story.
     
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    you are dead to me now.







    j/k you are only half dead.
     
  20. Star Sabre James

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    I think we have a good plan there. Do it!