An open letter to my wife regarding toilet paper

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  1. Super_Megatron

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    We have a toilet paper holder beside the toilet that holds like 3 rolls of toilet paper. Why is it every time I have to take a huge shit both the roll and the holder are completely empty and I don't notice until after I need to wipe? I hate walking up the stairs with my pants around my ankles with an itchy ass. If you use up 4 rolls of toilet paper please replace. Thanks.
     
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    Lucky, you have a 3-roll toilet paper holder. I only have 1-roll toilet paper holders. :mad 
     
  8. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    I always check beforehand. Otherwise its a pretty, dare I say, shitty situation.
     
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    I need to write one of these letters to my sons who feel the need to use half a roll of toilet paper every time they wipe their ass, leaving me yelling things at them like, "TOILET PAPER COSTS MONEY!"
     
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    It was one of those situations where you really have to go and you just sit down and it all lets loose. No time for taking inventory.
     
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    That was WTMI, Way too Much Info... but thanks for sharing
     
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    Luckily for me, the closet that holds all our toilet paper is within reach of the toilet, lol (small house, with one bathroom).
     
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    I always keep extra rolls under the sink.
     
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    We have two 12 packs of Cottonelle Ultra Doubles always on standby next to the toilet.
     
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    Should I bring a few rolls for you at next year's TFcon? ;) 
     
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    Oooooh that's a horrible situation.

    Act 1, the rising tension: "Ohgodohgodohgodhavetopoophavetopoophavetopooooop..."

    Act 2, the climax: <plorpityplorpeeplorrrp> "Aaaaaah."

    Act 3, the surprise twist ending: "Who was stupid enough NOT to replace the TP!?"
     
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    Thats messed up. You should always replenish the reserve rolls.
     
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    This has potential to be the best "Open Letter Thread" ever.
     
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    I have learned through many years and battles that it is only yourself you can rely on in those situations. Nobody is going to watch your back out there, NOBODY!
     
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    I've been in a similar situation, but we had no toilet paper left. I had to use tissues. Believe me, it's not the same thing.
     

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