An open letter to my wife regarding toilet paper

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  1. Super_Megatron

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    We have a toilet paper holder beside the toilet that holds like 3 rolls of toilet paper. Why is it every time I have to take a huge shit both the roll and the holder are completely empty and I don't notice until after I need to wipe? I hate walking up the stairs with my pants around my ankles with an itchy ass. If you use up 4 rolls of toilet paper please replace. Thanks.
     
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  7. Eric

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    Lucky, you have a 3-roll toilet paper holder. I only have 1-roll toilet paper holders. :mad 
     
  8. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    I always check beforehand. Otherwise its a pretty, dare I say, shitty situation.
     
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    I need to write one of these letters to my sons who feel the need to use half a roll of toilet paper every time they wipe their ass, leaving me yelling things at them like, "TOILET PAPER COSTS MONEY!"
     
  10. Super_Megatron

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    It was one of those situations where you really have to go and you just sit down and it all lets loose. No time for taking inventory.
     
  11. Matrix Soul

    Matrix Soul Skull 4 reporting in!

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    That was WTMI, Way too Much Info... but thanks for sharing
     
  12. Ravenxl7

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    Luckily for me, the closet that holds all our toilet paper is within reach of the toilet, lol (small house, with one bathroom).
     
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    I always keep extra rolls under the sink.
     
  14. Razerwire

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    We have two 12 packs of Cottonelle Ultra Doubles always on standby next to the toilet.
     
  15. Deszaras

    Deszaras In the next episode...

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    Should I bring a few rolls for you at next year's TFcon? ;) 
     
  16. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Oooooh that's a horrible situation.

    Act 1, the rising tension: "Ohgodohgodohgodhavetopoophavetopoophavetopooooop..."

    Act 2, the climax: <plorpityplorpeeplorrrp> "Aaaaaah."

    Act 3, the surprise twist ending: "Who was stupid enough NOT to replace the TP!?"
     
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    Thats messed up. You should always replenish the reserve rolls.
     
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    This has potential to be the best "Open Letter Thread" ever.
     
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    I have learned through many years and battles that it is only yourself you can rely on in those situations. Nobody is going to watch your back out there, NOBODY!
     
  20. MegaPrime33

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    I've been in a similar situation, but we had no toilet paper left. I had to use tissues. Believe me, it's not the same thing.