Just because the door to my room is unlocked doesn't mean you can help yourself in at 2 am when I'm dead asleep.

And there are much more effective ways of waking me up when you DO help yourself into my room.

 

 

agreed.

 

  And so it begins..............

 

so lock the door?

 

Sounds like they didn't use the approved "BJ Waking technique".

 

But then they wouldn't come in for the right reasons.

 

If you had a keylock on the door, you could tape the key to the door and label it "For BJs only!"

 

"In case of BJ, use hammer to break glass"

 

It would be great. Within hours, you'd have girls lining up outside of your door, desperately clutching small hammers, screwdrivers, clunky high heels...

"What are you here for?"
"I just have to break the glass and give Jux a BJ! HAFTA!"

 

I was going to say I wanted to room with Jux. But somehow, I feel it would be taken that I wish to give him oral sex, which just isn't the case.

 

Why are they comming in to your room at 2 AM.

 

That's ok. One of the roommates got cut out of the rotation because she didn't want to give BJ's either.

 

Just to say Hi.

 

Apparently, you have never roomed with Jux. It seems that any organism that requires oxygen and carbon for survival is attracted to him.

Seriously. Ever seen a sunflower change the direction its flower faces in the course of a day? It's pining for Jux.

 

The most popular reasons right now are:

1) Sex
2) "I want to cuddle"
3) "I need you to pretend you're my boyfriend"
4) "Why the fuck didn't you clean the kitchen like you said you would?"

 

Hmm... 1 and 2 have potential.

3. is a little wierd, but it 'may do'

4. Isn't that their job?

 

Considering it was me and my friends who drank 23 beers in the kitchen, all while consuming disgusting amounts of Taco Bell and seeing if we could get a bag of Bean Soup to break in the ceiling fan, it was probably my mess to clean up.

 

NO

Cleaning the kitchen is a woman's job, the sooner you lean that, the better off all of you will be.

Please don't tell me that they don't cook for you and do your laundry.

 

Once they gain even a bit of ability to clean up their own damn messes, I'll worry about them doing mine.