An open letter to my roommates

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  1. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Just because the door to my room is unlocked doesn't mean you can help yourself in at 2 am when I'm dead asleep.

    And there are much more effective ways of waking me up when you DO help yourself into my room.
     
  2. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    agreed.
     
  3. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    :lolol  And so it begins..............
     
  4. The_Bardock

    The_Bardock ****** of the Minicons

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    so lock the door?
     
  5. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    Sounds like they didn't use the approved "BJ Waking technique".
     
  6. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    But then they wouldn't come in for the right reasons.
     
  7. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    If you had a keylock on the door, you could tape the key to the door and label it "For BJs only!"
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    "In case of BJ, use hammer to break glass"
     
  9. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    It would be great. Within hours, you'd have girls lining up outside of your door, desperately clutching small hammers, screwdrivers, clunky high heels...

    "What are you here for?"
    "I just have to break the glass and give Jux a BJ! HAFTA!"
     
  10. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    I was going to say I wanted to room with Jux. But somehow, I feel it would be taken that I wish to give him oral sex, which just isn't the case.
     
  11. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    Why are they comming in to your room at 2 AM.
     
  12. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    That's ok. One of the roommates got cut out of the rotation because she didn't want to give BJ's either.
     
  13. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    Just to say Hi.
     
  14. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Apparently, you have never roomed with Jux. It seems that any organism that requires oxygen and carbon for survival is attracted to him.

    Seriously. Ever seen a sunflower change the direction its flower faces in the course of a day? It's pining for Jux.
     
  15. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    The most popular reasons right now are:

    1) Sex
    2) "I want to cuddle"
    3) "I need you to pretend you're my boyfriend"
    4) "Why the fuck didn't you clean the kitchen like you said you would?"
     
  16. Team Jetfire

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    Hmm... 1 and 2 have potential.

    3. is a little wierd, but it 'may do'

    4. Isn't that their job?
     
  17. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Considering it was me and my friends who drank 23 beers in the kitchen, all while consuming disgusting amounts of Taco Bell and seeing if we could get a bag of Bean Soup to break in the ceiling fan, it was probably my mess to clean up.
     
  18. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    NO

    Cleaning the kitchen is a woman's job, the sooner you lean that, the better off all of you will be.

    Please don't tell me that they don't cook for you and do your laundry.
     
  19. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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  20. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Once they gain even a bit of ability to clean up their own damn messes, I'll worry about them doing mine.
     

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