America's Dumbest Criminals

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  1. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    I have always heard of them, just never thought I would hear of it in a Local Jail...

    I lol'd @ ...he loaned his pants to a friend to go out in the night before... He should have had the charge of being nasty added to the list.
     
  2. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan OFFICIAL MMM REP

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    I knew a girl who did nearly the same thing...she had to go to the court house for something, and they found a one-hitter in her purse during the metal detector inspection.

    Idiot.
     
  3. Liokaiser

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    :lol 
     
  4. Keiichitron

    Keiichitron Not a physicist, dammit

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    funny, and I'm not at all surprised this happend 20 minutes from where I live.....
     
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    This is quite common, as I have loaned my pants out many a time.

    :rolleyes2 
     
  6. KnightSaberAmi

    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    Keiichitron are you in OV?
     
  7. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    I don't see what's so dumb here cause I have to borrow pants all the time. I find walking around in my underwear all the time isn't acceptable to some and must somehow acquire pants of some kind from a friend. And I make sure all my friends have the same pants size as me, if one of them gains weight, screw'em, I need pants but cant be bothered to clear closet space for my own.
     
  8. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    On a side note, that was a terribly written article.
     
  9. honestgabe

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    Yeah, poor attempt at being funny, which just proves that women can't be funny.
     
  10. ABH1979

    ABH1979 Anonymous Bucket Head Moderator TFW2005 Supporter

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    True. Any article that starts off, "So this guy walks into court," doesn't sound very promising.
     
  11. Keiichitron

    Keiichitron Not a physicist, dammit

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    nope, hampton. assuming you meant ocean view.....

    does anyone have a pair of pants I can borrow?
     
  12. Hound_Dawg

    Hound_Dawg Shinki,Braves,TF's Oh my!

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    So, who was the drug dog, Brian Duece? I love how it makes it sound like the dog sniffed then told them how much it was worth.
     
  13. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    What a dumbass.
     

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