Always take your phone out of your pocket when you go to toilet.

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  1. tikgnat

    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Otherwise this could happen to you.

    BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Man's arm trapped in train toilet

     
  2. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Hahahahahahahaha
     
  3. Molini

    Molini spawn of a glitch TFW2005 Supporter

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    I swear people never fail to amaze me with their clinginess to material possessions. That would have just been my excuse to get an upgrade since I always procrastinate about getting one anyway.

    Seriously though, I worry about some people...I think some might actually jump off a bridge in pursuit of their falling cell phone that they fumbled over the edge.
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    crikey!

    that would drive me round the bend.
     
  5. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Bahahahahahahaha!

    That's all I have to say.
     
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    funkatron101 TFW2005 Supporter

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    What a shitty way to lose a phone.
     
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    Methos ...Hail Megatron

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    Around the u-bend no doubt!

    Ballcocks!

    Probably by loudly yelling "HELP HELP MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE SHITTER!" or whatever the French equivalent is.
     
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    Aide! Aide! Mon bras est coincé dans la SHITTER!
     
  11. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    hmmph. I always thought "crappiere" was the French term.
     
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    GW_Freak Banned

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    Chiotte is french for toilet. However, a shitter is a shitter.
     
  13. Darkravager

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    How utterly profound this statement is.
     
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    I thought it was bog standard not to take calls while on the toilet?
     
  15. Motor_Master

    Motor_Master Lets the balls touch TFW2005 Supporter

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    As it's a guy, he was probably trying to hold the phone between his shoulder and head, while fishing out the lizard.

    I always find it quite amusing when I go into a public restroom and the guy in the next stall over is on his cell phone. It's about the only time I wish I could have explosive diarrhea on command.
     
  16. shibamura_prime

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    I feel for firefighters sometimes. It's gotta be SO hard not to laugh while responding to calls like this.
     
  17. Aaron

    Aaron Master of Crystalocution Moderator Content Contributor

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    Hell, I'd have a hard time not coming in with a chainsaw and telling him his arm has to go.
     
  18. funkatron101

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    I bet it had crappy reception anyway.
     
  19. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Serves him right. I bet it was one of those really expensive internet phones too. You know, a Dingleberry?
     
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    At least he wasn't on an older train - I was travelling across Switzerland once and I could look down the toilet to the track flashing by below.

    Imagine getting your arm caught in that.
     

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