Thanks for the translation! BTW, I got your "Inertia Manipulation Device" right here!

 

He can control his own actions with his penis???

LMAO!!!

 

Very impressed with both Alternitys so far. Hopefully there'll be others, and with varied bot modes (i.e. not always bonnet-for-chest, roof-for-back etc).

 

I love how his swords cannot be stopped by any object and can hit at any distance plus his arm blades can hit you in any time at any place.

Also its interesting that the repaints seem to be the primary characters with silver convoy being the alternity the enlisted G1 prime and the Blue megatron being the one that evolved to the alternty plain of existence and then it seems brung what I assume is G1 Megatron into the fold.

Very interesting that they started with the cars and then gave theme characters and that Jazz was the first character they thought of since many people had seen the similarity's between the two.

 

He could kill your parents before they were even born!

From the other side of the universe

he could cut you in half now, 15 years ago.

He can hold his sword

with his leg!

His crotch controls inertia

Also, arm blades that cut through time, space, and dimensions. He can not only cut you before he cuts you, but also cut you in multiple realities at the same time."

 

Holy Crap! When you put it like that, it's fucking scary!

 

I love these Alternity bios! There so humongously over-the-top that it becomes funny again. We need an Anime made out of this  

 

Holy crap!!! Like Convoy, Megatron does not need roads to travel. His chest can create a track that can take him anywhere through time and space....

 

that megatron looks really badazz

 

I guess this means their no such thing as spontaneous combustion its just alternity megs killing your counterpart in another dimension from across the galaxy in the future...

 

  To ALL the replies on this thread. WIN!!    

 

LMFAO, that Megatron bio is even worse than Convoy's! Seriously, were they on crack when they came up with this bs story?  

Thanks for the translation!

 

He must have observed Omega Spreem's pelvis first strategy.

 

Ridiculous OTT powers FTW

 

I wish I could deflect attacks with my crotch. And have blades that destroy time. (not that time exists per-se, it is merely a human concept, but still)


Also, is it me, or does it say he has invisible arms in his legs? WTF?


But what's his personality like?

 

Pelvis First, Last, and Always!

 

...Am I the only one who thinks these bios are downright silly? This is something that'd make Stephen Hawking facepalm.

 

Swords made from the fangs of an omnipitent evil monster and for whom distance is no object to cutting?

I gotta get me some of those!

 

That is one of the most ridiculous and Sue-tastic things I've ever read. That was hilarious.

I'd love to see what other characters they'll do, since I'm not too fond of either design for Prime and Megs. I like that they're looking at other series, too.

 

I welcome Jazz/Meister anytime...

...But hopefully not as GT-R AGAIN!  

Novelty, is a lost form of Art these days.